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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1155 on: April 10, 2011, 08:36:13 PM »
From local WI newsletter:

"Mr and Mrs xxxx have recently returned from their winter caravan tour round the Mediterranean (eeek:) and will be giving us a talk at the end of the month.
No doubt Mr xxxx will have some more amusing anecdotes about their time in foreign prats"

 
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« Reply #1156 on: April 10, 2011, 08:37:17 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1157 on: April 10, 2011, 08:40:47 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2011, 08:36:13 PM
From local WI newsletter:

"Mr and Mrs xxxx have recently returned from their winter caravan tour round the Mediterranean (eeek:) and will be giving us a talk at the end of the month.
No doubt Mr xxxx will have some more amusing anecdotes about their time in foreign prats"

 

You are in the WI ............. rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1158 on: April 10, 2011, 08:42:38 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 10, 2011, 08:40:47 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2011, 08:36:13 PM
From local WI newsletter:

"Mr and Mrs xxxx have recently returned from their winter caravan tour round the Mediterranean (eeek:) and will be giving us a talk at the end of the month.
No doubt Mr xxxx will have some more amusing anecdotes about their time in foreign prats"

 

You are in the WI ............. rubschin:

Have to do something since they disbanded the Home Guard
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1159 on: April 10, 2011, 08:47:23 PM »
My mate in Cambridge has a neighbour (elderly spinster) who writes poems for the Parish mag. He was delegated to tell her why her poem about anglers with "quivering rods" was not appropriate.  It became a bit difficult  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1160 on: April 10, 2011, 08:50:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2011, 08:47:23 PM
My mate in Cambridge has a neighbour (elderly spinster) who writes poems for the Parish mag. He was delegated to tell her why her poem about anglers with "quivering rods" was not appropriate.  It became a bit difficult  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1161 on: April 18, 2011, 10:13:49 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1162 on: April 19, 2011, 07:40:04 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1163 on: April 19, 2011, 07:43:43 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 19, 2011, 07:40:04 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/wales/8446831/Race-chaos-as-protester-runs-off-with-signs.html
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Mr Blake, 63, put out warning signs particularly for the children, who were running between 800 yards and a mile depending on their age, to help steer them along the bleak moorland before they reached a track.

There were canes with tape attached to them every 15 yards, and signs around saying “caution: runners” and “race HQ”, all of which disappeared.

How many fecking signs do you need between the start and the finish of a 800 yard race...?  noooo:

I would have thought 'Start' and 'Finish' would suffice... Mongs!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1164 on: April 19, 2011, 09:36:21 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1165 on: April 19, 2011, 09:51:15 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1166 on: April 19, 2011, 11:04:59 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1167 on: April 19, 2011, 03:45:04 PM »
I wonder what first attracted her to gazillionaire Sir Charles Saatchi   rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1168 on: April 19, 2011, 06:29:31 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on April 19, 2011, 03:45:04 PM
I wonder what first attracted her to gazillionaire Sir Charles Saatchi   rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1169 on: April 19, 2011, 06:30:40 PM »
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