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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1171 on: April 21, 2011, 11:21:18 AM »
ITN - Bomb sent to Celtic soccer team manager Neil Lennon was 'designed to cause harm'


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1172 on: April 21, 2011, 11:42:29 AM »
ITN - Bomb sent to Celtic soccer team manager Neil Lennon was 'designed to cause harm'


Really........... rubschin:


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1173 on: April 21, 2011, 11:54:00 AM »


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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1174 on: April 21, 2011, 12:45:33 PM »
FAA fires sleeping air traffic controllers

That controller "actually made a bed in the control tower, brought a pillow, brought blankets, he's been fired", Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood reportedly told the PBS NewsHour programme        eeek: eeek:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13157033


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1175 on: April 21, 2011, 03:56:14 PM »
FAA fires sleeping air traffic controllers

That controller "actually made a bed in the control tower, brought a pillow, brought blankets, he's been fired", Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood reportedly told the PBS NewsHour programme        eeek: eeek:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13157033



As dozy as the baggage handlers...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1176 on: April 21, 2011, 06:18:29 PM »
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1177 on: April 21, 2011, 06:50:17 PM »
I am sure she needed protein  angel1
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1178 on: April 21, 2011, 06:54:48 PM »
"No sour grapes in testicle attack"

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1179 on: April 22, 2011, 04:17:13 AM »
"No sour grapes in testicle attack"

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1180 on: April 22, 2011, 11:24:56 AM »
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Bless my cotton sock! Man finds face of Jesus in the laundry after spilling bleach
 
James Henderson, 23, discovered the Lord while he was travelling around Europe with friends and noticed the striking image of the Sod of God staring up at him. James, from Oswestry, Shropshire said although he isn't religious - he still felt it would be disrespectful to throw it away

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1181 on: April 22, 2011, 01:13:48 PM »
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Bless my cotton sock! Man finds face of Jesus in the laundry after spilling bleach
 
James Henderson, 23, discovered the Lord while he was travelling around Europe with friends and noticed the striking image of the Sod of God staring up at him. James, from Oswestry, Shropshire said although he isn't religious - he still felt it would be disrespectful to throw it away

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1182 on: April 22, 2011, 05:43:41 PM »
FAA fires sleeping air traffic controllers

That controller "actually made a bed in the control tower, brought a pillow, brought blankets, he's been fired", Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood reportedly told the PBS NewsHour programme        eeek: eeek:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13157033



As dozy as the baggage handlers...  noooo:

 nonono: nonono: nonono:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1183 on: April 22, 2011, 06:04:13 PM »
FAA fires sleeping air traffic controllers

That controller "actually made a bed in the control tower, brought a pillow, brought blankets, he's been fired", Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood reportedly told the PBS NewsHour programme        eeek: eeek:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13157033



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 nonono: nonono: nonono:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1184 on: April 25, 2011, 06:55:59 AM »
Termites 'eat £130,000 in notes from Indian bank'

Police in India are investigating claims by bank staff that termites had ‘eaten’ more than £130,000 in rupee notes from a strong room in a State Bank of India branch  rubschin:


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8468622/Termites-eat-130000-in-notes-from-Indian-bank.html
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