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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1200 on: May 04, 2011, 06:36:54 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1201 on: May 11, 2011, 04:47:55 PM »
(Reuters) - Several thousand bees that were part a multi-million pound neuroscience research project have been stolen from a British university.

Police in the Scottish region of Tayside were appealing for information on Tuesday after four bee hives containing several thousand British black bees were stolen from a medical school in the city of Dundee.

"This theft will undoubtedly hamper our research," said Dr Chris Connolly, the lead researcher on the Dundee project, who reported the bees missing on Sunday.

In a statement he described the bees as "very unique" and said they should be easy to identify if they are sold on.

The hives are a part of a 2 million pound ($3.3 million) project at the Center for Neurosciences at the Dundee University's medical school which is investigating the potential effect of pesticides on bee learning and health.

Police said there were keen to trace a white van and two men that were seen in the area at around 0900 GMT on May 8.

Connolly said he thought the bees may have been stolen for breeding, or for selling on to specialist bee-keepers.

"Clearly whoever did this knows what they were doing and how to handle bees," he said.

Someone has clearly been misbeehiving. noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1202 on: May 11, 2011, 04:54:39 PM »
(Reuters) - Several thousand bees that were part a multi-million pound neuroscience research project have been stolen from a British university.

Police in the Scottish region of Tayside were appealing for information on Tuesday after four bee hives containing several thousand British black bees were stolen from a medical school in the city of Dundee.

"This theft will undoubtedly hamper our research," said Dr Chris Connolly, the lead researcher on the Dundee project, who reported the bees missing on Sunday.

In a statement he described the bees as "very unique" and said they should be easy to identify if they are sold on.

The hives are a part of a 2 million pound ($3.3 million) project at the Center for Neurosciences at the Dundee University's medical school which is investigating the potential effect of pesticides on bee learning and health.

Police said there were keen to trace a white van and two men that were seen in the area at around 0900 GMT on May 8.

Connolly said he thought the bees may have been stolen for breeding, or for selling on to specialist bee-keepers.

"Clearly whoever did this knows what they were doing and how to handle bees," he said.

Someone has clearly been misbeehiving. noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1203 on: May 11, 2011, 04:58:00 PM »
Yes but are you going to make this a sticky?

BTW how do you go about getting the emocion thingy in the left hand column?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1204 on: May 11, 2011, 04:59:47 PM »
Yes but are you going to make this a sticky?

BTW how do you go about getting the emocion thingy in the left hand column?

Which emoticon thingy...? I'll comb through the instruction manual and find out for you...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1205 on: May 11, 2011, 05:41:21 PM »
Someone has clearly been misbeehiving. noooo:

Sounds like quite a sting  whistle:
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« Reply #1206 on: May 11, 2011, 06:35:12 PM »
Someone has clearly been misbeehiving. noooo:

Sounds like quite a sting  whistle:

I just ignore the queen...  noooo:
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« Reply #1207 on: May 11, 2011, 06:49:48 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auCDOERZyE

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1208 on: May 11, 2011, 06:50:35 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auCDOERZyE

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1209 on: May 11, 2011, 08:25:02 PM »
Nice try Miss C but Hugh Laurie has taken up residence in my head at the moment so your earworm didn't stick  lol: 
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1211 on: May 12, 2011, 07:10:58 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1212 on: May 12, 2011, 07:58:17 PM »
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/weird_news/9018250.Pensioner_traps_testicles_during_shower/?ref=mr

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1213 on: May 15, 2011, 12:24:17 PM »
"IMF Banking Chief fails to make deposit"   
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1214 on: May 15, 2011, 12:32:41 PM »
"IMF Banking Chief fails to make deposit"   

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