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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1215 on: May 15, 2011, 08:49:52 PM »

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« Reply #1216 on: May 15, 2011, 09:04:08 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1220 on: May 16, 2011, 12:18:34 PM »
Dartford pair accused of failing to seek veterinary treatment for tortoise’s penis

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How would you know......... rubschin:

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« Reply #1221 on: May 16, 2011, 09:21:48 PM »
£1000 of free shares from thee government? I know this is just a think tank proposal but why does this idea sound too good to be true?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1387539/Taxpayers-given-1-000-worth-shares-bailed-banks-sell-profit.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1222 on: May 16, 2011, 09:34:45 PM »
£1000 of free shares from thee government? I know this is just a think tank proposal but why does this idea sound too good to be true?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1387539/Taxpayers-given-1-000-worth-shares-bailed-banks-sell-profit.html

It sounds to good to be true because it is in the Daily Mail ..... I believe nothing I read from that source.
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« Reply #1223 on: May 16, 2011, 09:56:34 PM »
First heard about it in the news and saw it in the CNBC website but found the DM one when looking at the Stephen Hawking story.
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« Reply #1224 on: May 16, 2011, 09:58:59 PM »
 rubschin: Well if they go for it I won't say no. Nowt to lose if they are giving us the shares that we paid for in the first place and summat to gain if you sit on them long enough.
I did make money out of Maggies sell off of BP and BT shares.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1225 on: May 17, 2011, 06:16:37 AM »
The Daily Mail Tube Map

Click on the map to expand it

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« Reply #1226 on: May 17, 2011, 06:19:37 AM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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« Reply #1227 on: May 17, 2011, 06:39:45 AM »
The Daily Mail Tube Map

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1228 on: May 17, 2011, 06:50:45 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1229 on: May 18, 2011, 11:34:37 AM »
Man tries to board train with pony in Wrexham

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-13437279



A man has been captured on CCTV trying to board a train accompanied by a pony.

Shocked staff watched as the man tried to get on the train at Wrexham General station with the white pony in tow

After a conductor refused him entry, the man returned to the ticket booth where he tried to buy two tickets - for himself and the animal.

An Arriva Trains Wales (ATW) spokeswoman said "Horses and ponies, which may pose a risk to the general public are not permitted to travel".


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