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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12525 on: January 29, 2021, 06:46:53 AM »
I have to admit looking at the massive jump in value of Gamestop shares I'm more than a little tempted to have a crack at this when the next company they target gets announced.  rubschin:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/jan/27/gamestop-stock-market-retail-wall-street

$91bn losses...  eeek: Wall Street has been sent reeling by a bunch of amateurs and shitposters on Reddit. Hell they've even made a shanty out of the whole affair.

https://youtu.be/rejpDqQUcV0

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/26/short-sellers-are-down-91-billion-in-january-as-gamestop-leads-squeeze-in-stocks-they-bet-against.html

I see that 2021 is carrying on with the 2020 tradition.  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12527 on: January 29, 2021, 03:10:46 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12529 on: January 29, 2021, 07:06:50 PM »
Woman ‘gives armed robber blowjob to distract him until police arrive’

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Do you think he will get hard time for this...?  redface:

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A whole new meaning to ....."Did you blow it all on loose women ? " ....... redface:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12533 on: February 02, 2021, 08:36:14 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12535 on: February 04, 2021, 05:09:20 AM »
Place your bets folks, how long do you think it will be before some mugger rips it off the forehead of this addlepated mook...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9220821/Rapper-Lil-Uzi-Vert-gets-11-karat-pink-diamond-worth-upwards-24million-pierced-FOREHEAD.html
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« Reply #12536 on: February 04, 2021, 08:29:31 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12538 on: February 06, 2021, 07:15:23 AM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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