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Offline Barman

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12555 on: February 08, 2021, 01:57:46 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2021, 12:52:15 PM
noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9236039/Schoolboy-12-undergoes-life-saving-operation-deliberately-swallowed-54-toy-MAGNETS.html

I've got a load of those magnets... They come with a warning about swallowing them, I thought, "who the fuck would think of swallowing them?"  noooo:

Why couldn't they just slide them back up his throat but dragging a spoon up his chest...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12556 on: February 08, 2021, 02:27:01 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12557 on: February 08, 2021, 02:40:33 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2021, 01:57:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2021, 12:52:15 PM
noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9236039/Schoolboy-12-undergoes-life-saving-operation-deliberately-swallowed-54-toy-MAGNETS.html

I've got a load of those magnets... They come with a warning about swallowing them, I thought, "who the fuck would think of swallowing them?"  noooo:

Why couldn't they just slide them back up his throat but dragging a spoon up his chest...?  rubschin:


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Rhiley Morrison, from Prestwich, ate magnetic balls on two separate occasions
The 12-year-old wanted to see if metal objects would then stick to his stomach
He later told his mother Paige Ward, 30

Also, the Nike outfit, three other children, no mention of the father, Manchester.

Didn't our Darwin have something to say about breeding?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12558 on: February 08, 2021, 02:41:45 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 08, 2021, 02:40:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2021, 01:57:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2021, 12:52:15 PM
noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9236039/Schoolboy-12-undergoes-life-saving-operation-deliberately-swallowed-54-toy-MAGNETS.html

I've got a load of those magnets... They come with a warning about swallowing them, I thought, "who the fuck would think of swallowing them?"  noooo:

Why couldn't they just slide them back up his throat but dragging a spoon up his chest...?  rubschin:


Some clues:

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Rhiley Morrison, from Prestwich, ate magnetic balls on two separate occasions
The 12-year-old wanted to see if metal objects would then stick to his stomach
He later told his mother Paige Ward, 30

Also, the Nike outfit, three other children, no mention of the father, Manchester.

Didn't our Darwin have something to say about breeding?

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12559 on: February 08, 2021, 10:54:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2021, 02:41:45 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 08, 2021, 02:40:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2021, 01:57:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2021, 12:52:15 PM
noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9236039/Schoolboy-12-undergoes-life-saving-operation-deliberately-swallowed-54-toy-MAGNETS.html

I've got a load of those magnets... They come with a warning about swallowing them, I thought, "who the fuck would think of swallowing them?"  noooo:

Why couldn't they just slide them back up his throat but dragging a spoon up his chest...?  rubschin:


Some clues:

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Rhiley Morrison, from Prestwich, ate magnetic balls on two separate occasions
The 12-year-old wanted to see if metal objects would then stick to his stomach
He later told his mother Paige Ward, 30

Also, the Nike outfit, three other children, no mention of the father, Manchester.

Didn't our Darwin have something to say about breeding?

 lol: lol: lol:

 ;D ;D ;D  wonder if his brother is called Tesco..... rubschin: 
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12560 on: February 09, 2021, 04:08:30 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2021, 02:41:45 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 08, 2021, 02:40:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 08, 2021, 01:57:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2021, 12:52:15 PM
noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9236039/Schoolboy-12-undergoes-life-saving-operation-deliberately-swallowed-54-toy-MAGNETS.html

I've got a load of those magnets... They come with a warning about swallowing them, I thought, "who the fuck would think of swallowing them?"  noooo:

Why couldn't they just slide them back up his throat but dragging a spoon up his chest...?  rubschin:


Some clues:

Quote
Rhiley Morrison, from Prestwich, ate magnetic balls on two separate occasions
The 12-year-old wanted to see if metal objects would then stick to his stomach
He later told his mother Paige Ward, 30

Also, the Nike outfit, three other children, no mention of the father, Manchester.

Didn't our Darwin have something to say about breeding?

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12561 on: February 09, 2021, 05:19:01 PM »
Your brain it don't work, you hear what I'm telling you, it don't work...  facepalm:

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/gorilla-glue-girl-scli-intl/index.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12562 on: February 09, 2021, 05:30:02 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2021, 05:19:01 PM
Your brain it don't work, you hear what I'm telling you, it don't work...  facepalm:

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/gorilla-glue-girl-scli-intl/index.html

FFS, fetch me a gun  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12563 on: February 09, 2021, 05:39:34 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12564 on: February 09, 2021, 05:53:35 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 09, 2021, 05:30:02 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2021, 05:19:01 PM
Your brain it don't work, you hear what I'm telling you, it don't work...  facepalm:

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/gorilla-glue-girl-scli-intl/index.html

FFS, fetch me a gun  noooo: noooo: noooo:

The bullet could go in one ear and out the other without hitting anything between  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12565 on: February 09, 2021, 11:21:12 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12566 on: February 10, 2021, 04:56:18 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12568 on: February 10, 2021, 06:07:58 AM »
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