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Offline Nick

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1260 on: May 25, 2011, 08:57:55 AM »
He looks like he is reading Braille  rubschin:

All it says is DOT DOT
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1261 on: May 25, 2011, 11:07:23 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1262 on: May 25, 2011, 11:18:45 AM »
Eeewwww!  eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1263 on: May 25, 2011, 12:03:20 PM »
What a load of baloney  noooo:

Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1264 on: May 25, 2011, 12:08:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 12:03:20 PM
What a load of baloney  noooo:

Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.

Trucker gets confused with sucky blowy controls more likely  whistle:


 lol: lol: lol:

I like your train of thought...  rubschin:

He prolly had it stuck up his arse while he was masturbating or summat....
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1265 on: May 25, 2011, 12:23:59 PM »
To help him deliver his load like  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1266 on: May 25, 2011, 12:24:36 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 12:23:59 PM
To help him deliver his load like  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1267 on: May 25, 2011, 12:26:29 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 12:23:59 PM
To help him deliver his load like  rubschin:

High five!  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1268 on: May 25, 2011, 12:53:51 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 12:03:20 PM
What a load of baloney  noooo:

Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.

Trucker gets confused with sucky blowy controls more likely  whistle:


That was my second thought, the first one was that Nick had family in New Zealand.  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1269 on: May 25, 2011, 12:55:34 PM »
Best go for a lie down if you've had 2 thinking episodes in one day   ;)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1270 on: May 25, 2011, 01:17:35 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 25, 2011, 12:55:34 PM
Best go for a lie down if you've had 2 thinking episodes in one day   ;)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1271 on: May 25, 2011, 01:18:16 PM »
Anyone who thinks sticking a compressed air line up his arse deserves all the ridicule we can muster  lol:

Even Nick isn't that daft!! ;)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1272 on: May 25, 2011, 01:59:20 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1273 on: May 27, 2011, 08:14:17 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1274 on: May 27, 2011, 09:35:37 AM »
I followed the links and came across this gem in the comments:

Spiders are typically very hard to identify and to be 100% certain the genitals of a dead specimen would need to be examined under a microscope.

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