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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1275 on: May 27, 2011, 09:48:33 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 27, 2011, 09:35:37 AM
I followed the links and came across this gem in the comments:

Spiders are typically very hard to identify and to be 100% certain the genitals of a dead specimen would need to be examined under a microscope.

 eeek:

Why does it have to be dead?

I am certain that, when I am dead, my todger will look exactly like it does now.

No microscope needed of course, just a maginfying glass.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1276 on: May 27, 2011, 10:07:03 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1277 on: May 28, 2011, 04:30:51 PM »
Taxpayer picks up £650,000 bill for Downing Street renovations
Almost £700,000 of taxpayers’ money has been spent refurbishing Downing Street since David Cameron took office, records show.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/8543369/Taxpayer-picks-up-650000-bill-for-Downing-Street-renovations.html

Thank heavens we are all in this together other wise this might be thought of as outrageous.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1278 on: May 28, 2011, 07:51:42 PM »
Be fair .... if you moved in after Gordon Brown you'd want somebody in to scrape all the boogies off the walls  sick2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1279 on: May 28, 2011, 08:42:21 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1280 on: May 28, 2011, 08:43:55 PM »
I think they are getting confused with when she shouts " Oh God, Oh God, I'm coming" in Mr Berlusconi's presence  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1281 on: May 28, 2011, 08:51:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 28, 2011, 08:43:55 PM
I think they are getting confused with when she shouts " Oh God, Oh God, I'm coming" in Mr Berlusconi's presence  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1282 on: May 28, 2011, 08:56:08 PM »
She was thinking of me... ;)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1283 on: May 28, 2011, 09:00:28 PM »
Hold on ....I haven't got to the cheese course yet  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1284 on: May 28, 2011, 09:10:50 PM »
Is it time now for the grilled cheese sandwich joke?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1285 on: May 28, 2011, 09:12:14 PM »
Oh noes ...it's never time for that  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1286 on: May 28, 2011, 09:14:06 PM »
I wont tell it then...G'nite babe...See you at breakfast...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1287 on: May 28, 2011, 09:17:23 PM »
Night hun ...wake me up early I have lots to do tomorrow  ;)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1288 on: May 29, 2011, 06:05:22 AM »
A cynic would suggest they may have fallen asleep on the job

A Hampshire police spokesman said: ... The officers had not left the vehicles at the time they were clamped."

Personally I hope he gets found not guilty, and the officers involved get sacked. You'd think one would wake up as it was being clamped, or the other would have noticed before he did the second car

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1289 on: May 29, 2011, 07:36:07 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 29, 2011, 06:05:22 AM
A cynic would suggest they may have fallen asleep on the job

A Hampshire police spokesman said: ... The officers had not left the vehicles at the time they were clamped."

Personally I hope he gets found not guilty, and the officers involved get sacked. You'd think one would wake up as it was being clamped, or the other would have noticed before he did the second car



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