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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12960 on: July 28, 2021, 10:51:08 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12961 on: July 29, 2021, 07:21:34 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12962 on: July 29, 2021, 10:59:37 PM »
I know the Chinese are supposed to be big on alternative medicine but WTF????  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9839989/Chinese-man-dies-20cm-eel-inserted-rectum.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12963 on: July 30, 2021, 04:15:48 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2021, 10:59:37 PM
I know the Chinese are supposed to be big on alternative medicine but WTF????  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9839989/Chinese-man-dies-20cm-eel-inserted-rectum.html

 eeek:

Not clicking...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12964 on: July 31, 2021, 08:57:12 AM »
I believe the phrase is no shit Sherlock  lol:

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A man in a dress stole a school bus after getting out of a psychiatric hospital in Washington.

https://nypost.com/2021/07/28/man-in-dress-steals-school-bus-drives-front-end-loader-into-wifes-home/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12965 on: July 31, 2021, 09:03:40 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2021, 08:57:12 AM
I believe the phrase is no shit Sherlock  lol:

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A man in a dress stole a school bus after getting out of a psychiatric hospital in Washington.

https://nypost.com/2021/07/28/man-in-dress-steals-school-bus-drives-front-end-loader-into-wifes-home/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12966 on: August 05, 2021, 06:43:46 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12967 on: August 05, 2021, 07:22:48 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12968 on: August 05, 2021, 10:19:47 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 05, 2021, 07:22:48 AM
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Large marine life? Probably a basking shark..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9861361/RNLI-close-beach-Dorset-shark-spotted.html

Good grief! facepalm:
Why did they go looking with jet skis? 

You want to spot sharks best to look down on the water and it's not like drones haven't been invented is it
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« Reply #12969 on: August 07, 2021, 08:59:26 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12970 on: August 07, 2021, 09:48:15 AM »
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« Reply #12971 on: August 07, 2021, 09:53:32 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12972 on: August 07, 2021, 10:35:46 AM »
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Milkman is ARRESTED by police who mistook him for a burglar 'because he was driving around so early in the morning'


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Maybe he was speeding as he drove the fastest milk cart in the west..  whistle:
lol: lol:

The actual story is somewhat confused.  Either he or the rozzers are lying about whether he obstructed the police
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12973 on: August 08, 2021, 08:19:54 AM »
Halal cat food is now a thing? I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that your furry friend isn't in the slightest bit religious..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9873073/Worlds-halal-cat-food-containing-chicken-fish-goat-sale-Britain.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12974 on: August 08, 2021, 08:48:32 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2021, 08:19:54 AM
Halal cat food is now a thing? I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that your furry friend isn't in the slightest bit religious..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9873073/Worlds-halal-cat-food-containing-chicken-fish-goat-sale-Britain.html

 noooo:

I wonder if they do halal dog food...?  rubschin:
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