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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1305 on: June 01, 2011, 10:43:53 AM »
Darwin!  Spank2:

I'm sure Miss C was doing nothing more than fiddling with her clematis and toying with her lobelia  whistle:

Yes, flitting from bed to bed with a fork in each one.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1307 on: June 01, 2011, 12:31:03 PM »
Darwin!  Spank2:

I'm sure Miss C was doing nothing more than fiddling with her clematis and toying with her lobelia  whistle:

Yes, flitting from bed to bed with a fork in each one.


You are, of course, both quite correct. 

My trailing lobelia have been admired by many; why only this morning whilst in the garden, Graham my elderly neighbour, took them in his horny hands and pinched out a few dead bits for me. 8)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1309 on: June 01, 2011, 09:34:54 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1311 on: June 02, 2011, 12:50:54 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1312 on: June 02, 2011, 09:45:54 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1313 on: June 03, 2011, 01:34:13 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1314 on: June 03, 2011, 11:56:52 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1317 on: June 05, 2011, 09:57:49 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1318 on: June 05, 2011, 10:00:38 PM »
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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