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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13065 on: October 08, 2021, 11:39:03 PM »
Bugger!! I wish I'd known about this ahead of time, could have made a fortune in brain bleach futures.  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10072867/Madonna-63-flashes-bottom-gyrates-Jimmy-Fallons-desk-Tonight-Show.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13066 on: October 12, 2021, 09:39:41 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13069 on: October 14, 2021, 04:36:02 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13070 on: October 14, 2021, 11:12:08 PM »
Fucking idiot, the last thing someone who has just been evacuated from a bomb threat in a cathedral is going to be thinking is that a kebab would really hit the spot.   noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10092795/Kebab-shop-worker-52-hoax-bomb-threat-Truro-Cathedral.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13071 on: October 15, 2021, 05:19:56 AM »
Fucking idiot, the last thing someone who has just been evacuated from a bomb threat in a cathedral is going to be thinking is that a kebab would really hit the spot.   noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10092795/Kebab-shop-worker-52-hoax-bomb-threat-Truro-Cathedral.html

Good grief!  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13072 on: October 15, 2021, 09:30:38 AM »
Fucking idiot, the last thing someone who has just been evacuated from a bomb threat in a cathedral is going to be thinking is that a kebab would really hit the spot.   noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10092795/Kebab-shop-worker-52-hoax-bomb-threat-Truro-Cathedral.html

Good grief!  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Never going to be safe in society is he with that record and stupidity.  'Moroncini, who gave his own name to the call handler'  whacky115
 
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13073 on: October 16, 2021, 11:52:40 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13075 on: October 17, 2021, 07:45:06 AM »
This one should appeal to Apey..  lol:

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1507019/tyre-premium-air-garage-tik-tok-prank-viral-content

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The site is atrocious; all the ads etc. make the article virtually unreadable. That is, what little there is of it.   noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13076 on: October 17, 2021, 10:38:26 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13077 on: October 17, 2021, 10:47:07 AM »
Stop the world I want to get off..  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10099271/Will-sensitivity-readers-make-books-woke-no-one-enjoy-again.html

Too late... It is fucked and you are fucked with it... Thank fuck I'm in my sixties...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13078 on: October 17, 2021, 11:38:04 AM »
I guess it depends on how much a good read depends on casual stereotyping.  IMHO it doesn't
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13079 on: October 18, 2021, 08:11:47 AM »
Casual stereotyping is a lazy way of writing but a stereotype can be a valid first order approximation. Many people's behavior is a result of their cultural upbringing.