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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1321 on: June 08, 2011, 12:31:25 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1322 on: June 08, 2011, 04:22:16 PM »
Snoops will be grumpy that they don't do dog's ears.  We could start a new thread called...The all new what position are your ears in today. angel1
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1323 on: June 08, 2011, 04:25:05 PM »
Mine are one on each side of me 'ed ....... and of course lastly the one above my nose .... The Final Frontier!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1324 on: June 08, 2011, 04:27:59 PM »
Mine are one on each side of me 'ed ....... and of course lastly the one above my nose .... The Final Frontier!

Ask Pirate where are his Buccaneers.

Correct response is: "Under me Buckin' hat"
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« Reply #1325 on: June 08, 2011, 04:32:46 PM »
Mine are one on each side of me 'ed ....... and of course lastly the one above my nose .... The Final Frontier!

Ask Pirate where are his Buccaneers.

Correct response is: "Under me Buckin' hat"

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1326 on: June 08, 2011, 07:10:01 PM »
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/China-Scientists-Engineer-Genetically-Modified-Cows-To-Produce-Human-Breast-Milk/Article/201106116006586?lpos=Strange_News_Carousel_Reg

Holly Williams, Beijing correspondent
Chinese scientists have genetically modified dairy cows to produce human breast milk, and hope to be selling it in supermarkets within three years.


The milk produced by the transgenic cows is identical to the human variety and has the same immune-boosting and antibacterial qualities as breast milk, scientists at China's Agricultural University in Beijing say.


BTW Pirates reports that his Buccaneers are with his buckin' pioneers
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1327 on: June 08, 2011, 07:15:12 PM »
I will stick to the collapso  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1328 on: June 08, 2011, 07:50:28 PM »
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/China-Scientists-Engineer-Genetically-Modified-Cows-To-Produce-Human-Breast-Milk/Article/201106116006586?lpos=Strange_News_Carousel_Reg

Holly Williams, Beijing correspondent
Chinese scientists have genetically modified dairy cows to produce human breast milk, and hope to be selling it in supermarkets within three years.


The milk produced by the transgenic cows is identical to the human variety and has the same immune-boosting and antibacterial qualities as breast milk, scientists at China's Agricultural University in Beijing say.


BTW Pirates reports that his Buccaneers are with his buckin' pioneers

When I heard about this in the news I thought they had cloned Jordan  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1330 on: June 08, 2011, 08:13:27 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1331 on: June 08, 2011, 08:16:34 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1333 on: June 08, 2011, 08:44:11 PM »
Still, it takes the focus from her face  sick2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1334 on: June 08, 2011, 08:58:40 PM »
Still, it takes the focus from her face  sick2:

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