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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1350 on: June 15, 2011, 07:51:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2011, 07:44:27 PM
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Why have you gone nuclear.  I know of many reasons that you should but why pictorially?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1351 on: June 15, 2011, 08:30:25 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 15, 2011, 07:51:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 15, 2011, 07:44:27 PM
point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Why have you gone nuclear.  I know of many reasons that you should but why pictorially?

Its from the CCTV footage of the last time he used the microwave...  whistle:


I'm sorry Miss D, but I thought the therapy could help you get over your phobia.  happy100
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1352 on: June 15, 2011, 08:38:25 PM »
And when did you become a trained fearapist ??? Eh, Eh   noooo:

Don't mess with my mojo again  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Or I will get you back  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1353 on: June 15, 2011, 11:10:31 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 15, 2011, 08:38:25 PM
Or I will get you back  lol:

Promises promises  point:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1354 on: June 16, 2011, 07:05:30 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1355 on: June 16, 2011, 07:15:13 AM »
The bare cheek of the woman thinking she could tame a whale  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1356 on: June 16, 2011, 07:19:18 AM »
Where is that story about the man who tried to remove a wart with a shotgun?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1357 on: June 16, 2011, 07:21:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 16, 2011, 07:19:18 AM
Where is that story about the man who tried to remove a wart with a shotgun?

And the BM award for shotgun proficiency goes to...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003744/Sean-Murphy-blasts-finger-shotgun-trying-remove-WART.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1358 on: June 16, 2011, 09:31:43 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2011, 07:05:30 AM
While the cold doesn't bother me, I'm not that bloody daft

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html

Good grief the woman is barking.  Can you imagine the size of her goosebumps.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1359 on: June 16, 2011, 09:40:08 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 16, 2011, 09:31:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2011, 07:05:30 AM
While the cold doesn't bother me, I'm not that bloody daft

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html

Good grief the woman is barking.  Can you imagine the size of her goosebumps.


I thought those were her t*ts  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1360 on: June 16, 2011, 09:59:55 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 16, 2011, 09:40:08 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 16, 2011, 09:31:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2011, 07:05:30 AM
While the cold doesn't bother me, I'm not that bloody daft

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004042/Naked-female-scientist-tries-tame-beluga-whales-arctic.html

Good grief the woman is barking.  Can you imagine the size of her goosebumps.

I thought those were her t*ts  redface:

I think this is the Marine Biology equivalent of sending the Newbie to stores for a "long weight" .
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1361 on: June 16, 2011, 09:30:15 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1362 on: June 16, 2011, 09:41:58 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1363 on: June 17, 2011, 04:27:38 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1364 on: June 17, 2011, 10:49:34 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 16, 2011, 09:30:15 PM
WTF


The general opinion here is that it probably got out of someone's bedroom window, when it heard his wife coming home.  whistle:
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