Fantastic Headlines

[Steve]

I see Putin has granted Russian citizenship to refugee from the USA Edward Snowden https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/putin-grants-russian-citizenship-us-whistleblower-edward-snowden-2022-09-26/
 
Sort of good news bad news for him.  He gets permanent refuge from the USA and quite possibly he gets his rusty AK-47 and a one way ticket to the front on Friday.

[Grumpmeister]

I suspect that will depend on whether or not Snowden still has any usable information that hasn't already been released. 

[Grumpmeister]

There have to be easier ways to add iron to your diet.. 

Chitsanuphong Tankongkoy, 18, an onlooker, said: 'The wishers have to pierce themselves as a way to express their gratitude to the gods as well as getting rid of their bad luck.'

Hmm, I'm not sure there would be enough pointy things on the entire planet for that to work on Nick.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11254495/Extreme-piercing-cleanses-souls-Thai-vegetarian-festival.html

[Steve]

There have to be easier ways to add iron to your diet.. 

Chitsanuphong Tankongkoy, 18, an onlooker, said: 'The wishers have to pierce themselves as a way to express their gratitude to the gods as well as getting rid of their bad luck.'

Hmm, I'm not sure there would be enough pointy things on the entire planet for that to work on Nick.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11254495/Extreme-piercing-cleanses-souls-Thai-vegetarian-festival.html

That'd be the guy that's never going to get to snog Pandora let alone see her box

[Nick]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42880690

[Barman]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42880690

 

[Steve]

https://news.sky.com/story/rebekah-vardy-ordered-to-pay-1-5m-towards-coleen-rooneys-legal-costs-over-wagatha-christie-trial-12711962
 
Further humiliation for that lying cow Vardy as she has to hand over £1.5M to Wagatha Christie 

[Uncle Mort]

https://news.sky.com/story/rebekah-vardy-ordered-to-pay-1-5m-towards-coleen-rooneys-legal-costs-over-wagatha-christie-trial-12711962
 
Further humiliation for that lying cow Vardy as she has to hand over £1.5M to Wagatha Christie 

[Grumpmeister]

Something tells me this is another story Apey will have a field day with.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11280683/US-chess-grandmaster-19-accused-using-anal-beads-likely-cheated-100-TIMES-online.html

[Barman]

Something tells me this is another story Apey will have a field day with.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11280683/US-chess-grandmaster-19-accused-using-anal-beads-likely-cheated-100-TIMES-online.html

 

[apc2010]

Something tells me this is another story Apey will have a field day with.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11280683/US-chess-grandmaster-19-accused-using-anal-beads-likely-cheated-100-TIMES-online.html

    

[Grumpmeister]

I'll let Apey ask the obvious question

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11287757/Woman-cut-nails-22-YEARS-details-struggles-zip-pants-open-cans.html

[Barman]

I'll let Apey ask the obvious question

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11287757/Woman-cut-nails-22-YEARS-details-struggles-zip-pants-open-cans.html

As mental as an extremely mental thing... 

[Grumpmeister]

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11275043/Put-sub-away-Stark-naked-man-goes-nuts-Union-Square-subway-station-NYC.html

[Barman]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11275043/Put-sub-away-Stark-naked-man-goes-nuts-Union-Square-subway-station-NYC.html