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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1365 on: June 17, 2011, 09:11:35 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1366 on: June 17, 2011, 10:13:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 17, 2011, 09:11:35 PM
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/jewish-court-sentences-dog-death-stoning-180029035.html

Snoops what have you been up too?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1367 on: June 18, 2011, 12:00:14 PM »

‎"The problem with quotes on the intenet, is that you can never know wether they're true or not."

- William Shakespeare
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1368 on: June 18, 2011, 12:04:52 PM »
 lol:

I once bought two skulls from an antique shop that were supposed to be of William Shakespeare, one from when he was a boy, and one from when he grew up  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1369 on: June 18, 2011, 12:37:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 18, 2011, 12:00:14 PM

‎"The problem with quotes on the intenet, is that you can never know wether they're true or not."

- William Shakespeare

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I don't think that was Shakespeare, wasn't it was Abe Lincoln...?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1370 on: June 18, 2011, 02:49:08 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 18, 2011, 12:04:52 PM
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1371 on: June 18, 2011, 08:29:04 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2011, 08:40:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2011, 06:24:25 PM
Branching out from Yahoo answers by any chance Nick?  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798
happy001 happy001

He doesn't realise that the Zombies have already taken over the council.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1372 on: June 19, 2011, 04:35:54 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 18, 2011, 12:00:14 PM

‎"The problem with quotes on the intenet, is that you can never know wether they're true or not."

- William Shakespeare

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1373 on: June 19, 2011, 04:39:33 PM »
"Is it a bird Is it a plane? No it's Foreskin Man" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.   noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2005515/Introducing-Foreskin-Man-Comic-hero-launched-battle-evil-circumcision.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1374 on: June 20, 2011, 01:48:47 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1375 on: June 20, 2011, 01:51:01 PM »
Psst, Grumpy, over here


Three posts up  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1376 on: June 20, 2011, 02:29:40 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 20, 2011, 01:51:01 PM
Psst, Grumpy, over here


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1377 on: June 20, 2011, 06:03:00 PM »
 redface: I'm not having a good day today.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1378 on: June 20, 2011, 06:18:58 PM »
'Ugly' people booted off date site for beautiful users

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/13841257

More than 30,000 people have been banned from a dating website which says it's exclusively limited to beautiful users.

BeautifulPeople.com gets existing users to vote on whether or not someone's attractive enough to join.

But the site's boss says it was hit by a virus which let tens of thousands of people join without passing that test.

Most of them have now been sent an email apologising and saying they were "wrongly admitted".


Around one in seven applicants is accepted with the majority of successful new members coming from the USA, Denmark and France according to figures from the site.

The UK is among the countries with the highest rate of rejection alongside Russia and Poland.


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1379 on: June 20, 2011, 06:24:37 PM »
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