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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13710 on: January 20, 2023, 07:16:59 AM »
Six people die, including three children, when their throats are sliced by KITE STRINGS at Indian festival......... noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

reasons I will NEVER go to that fucked up country of India #23

I came very close to working there on a joke job years ago but I was too cynical to take it. Back when call centres were being moved offshore they wanted someone to go out there and teach the operators about British culture so that they could pretend they were still in the UK. So basically someone who could explain to the staff about Eastenders, Coronation Street, football, rugby, cricket, pop and some basic politics. It was a major company but the job seemed way too dodgy so I passed on it.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13711 on: January 21, 2023, 09:02:10 PM »
Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64359316
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13712 on: January 22, 2023, 05:37:53 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13713 on: January 22, 2023, 09:19:30 AM »
He'll be lucky if it lasts more than a few years. But good for him  :thumbsup:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13714 on: February 02, 2023, 07:01:01 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13715 on: February 03, 2023, 05:32:30 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13716 on: February 03, 2023, 02:51:14 PM »


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« Reply #13717 on: February 03, 2023, 03:16:32 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13718 on: February 03, 2023, 03:18:28 PM »




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We love being inclusive over in the Trinkets world so both male and female jizz can be used!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13719 on: February 03, 2023, 03:26:53 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13720 on: February 03, 2023, 03:35:34 PM »
There could be munny in this  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13721 on: February 03, 2023, 04:06:22 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13722 on: February 10, 2023, 06:06:43 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13723 on: February 12, 2023, 08:04:16 AM »
Inside??? WTF????  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11736007/Im-worlds-pierced-woman-3-500-vagina.html

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How does it even do basic things like having a wash... or shit...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13724 on: February 14, 2023, 08:54:47 AM »
Anyone heard from Miss D lately? She may be on the run..  eeek:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-64627829
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