Fantastic Headlines

[Barman]

Not just a river in Egypt then

Apparently not...

[Steve]

   John Oliver puts $millions of his own money on the line if that shit Clarence Thomas will resign from the Supreme Court after years of allegations of being corrupt.

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/4476865-john-oliver-clarence-thomas-1-million-dollars-supreme-court/

[apc2010]

  John Oliver puts $millions of his own money on the line if that shit Clarence Thomas will resign from the Supreme Court after years of allegations of being corrupt.

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/4476865-john-oliver-clarence-thomas-1-million-dollars-supreme-court/

He better write another cook book quick ….!..

[Nick]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-nottinghamshire-68416651

[Steve]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-nottinghamshire-68416651

  another throw away the key piece of detritus, he'll be back next month with a spatula

[Steve]

The once every 4 years newspaper is published again 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68423991

[Barman]

The once every 4 years newspaper is published again 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68423991

 

[Barman]

Son asked to take dead mother’s body home, turn on air conditioning

 

[Steve]

Son asked to take dead mother’s body home, turn on air conditioning

 

 

[Steve]

A lot of very brave people

Alexei Navalny: Crowds chant defiance as they bid farewell to Navalny

[Grumpmeister]

What the almighty hell.....???  Dosing your bandmate's pre workout with estrogen because you are obsessed with his fiancee and think you can 'swoop in' once you look more manly then they do??

https://nypost.com/2024/02/26/us-news/band-severs-ties-with-member-who-they-say-fed-them-estrogen-filled-pre-workout-drinks/

This is probably the second most twisted metal band story I've ever heard. 

[Barman]

What the almighty hell.....???  Dosing your bandmate's pre workout with estrogen because you are obsessed with his fiancee and think you can 'swoop in' once you look more manly then they do??

https://nypost.com/2024/02/26/us-news/band-severs-ties-with-member-who-they-say-fed-them-estrogen-filled-pre-workout-drinks/

This is probably the second most twisted metal band story I've ever heard. 

 

[Steve]

Arsebook is broken 

https://news.sky.com/story/instagram-and-facebook-down-for-tens-of-thousands-of-users-13087840

[Barman]

Hospital chopped off six people’s limbs by mistake

*BOGGLE!* 

[Steve]

Hospital chopped off six people’s limbs by mistake

*BOGGLE!* 

And guess who in the end pays the compo?  us