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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1425 on: June 30, 2011, 12:16:59 PM »
Even more popular with the ladies , surely Darwin  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1426 on: July 01, 2011, 12:19:33 PM »
The pool was cloudy? Just how cloudy does a public swimming pool have to be so that you don't notice a dead body in it for 2 days??  eeek:  sick2:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13986769
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1427 on: July 01, 2011, 12:24:34 PM »
The pool was cloudy? Just how cloudy does a public swimming pool have to be so that you don't notice a dead body in it for 2 days??  eeek:  sick2:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13986769

Eeewww, that is outrageous!  eeek:

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One regular swimmer, Louie Cahill, told ABC: "The pool is 12ft deep. You cannot see anybody in the bottom of that pool."

Bollocks can you - we used to chuck coins in the deep end of the public pool as a kid and swim down to get them...  noooo:

Mind you, I did swim down and pick up a piece of poo once...  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1428 on: July 01, 2011, 03:40:02 PM »
Wonder if the same approach could work with chavs here, offer a Subaru Impreza and £1500 in Lizzie Duke vouchers..  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-13982031
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1429 on: July 01, 2011, 09:30:49 PM »
Even more popular with the ladies , surely Darwin  lol:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1431 on: July 05, 2011, 05:23:05 PM »
Not sure where else to post this to get coverage on here.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1432 on: July 05, 2011, 06:41:19 PM »
You could always post it as a seperate thread Miss C.  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1433 on: July 05, 2011, 06:46:08 PM »
You could always post it as a seperate thread Miss C.  rubschin:

This is true.  I looked in The Commons but it was pretty empty and now JOM has done the honours.  ;)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1434 on: July 05, 2011, 07:04:58 PM »
You could always post the thread in each room, has the added bonus of driving BM up the wall  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1435 on: July 05, 2011, 07:07:40 PM »
You could always post the thread in each room, has the added bonus of driving BM up the wall  lol:

Yeah... you could also add  surrender: and  Booo!: and really make his day, like

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1436 on: July 05, 2011, 07:09:07 PM »
This could become the new pub game......  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1437 on: July 05, 2011, 08:08:37 PM »
Guess which surrender: will appear  sick2: when and  scared2: where you mean. Sinister:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1438 on: July 05, 2011, 08:30:28 PM »
Guess which surrender: will appear  sick2: when and  scared2: where you mean. Sinister:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1439 on: July 05, 2011, 09:20:41 PM »
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