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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1470 on: July 16, 2011, 11:51:15 AM »
Is my pink fizzy shite still a-chillin?

Yes... I think Mr. Melon is past his sell-by tho....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1471 on: July 16, 2011, 11:52:06 AM »
put it in a metal container in the sun and see if it explodes.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1472 on: July 16, 2011, 11:53:50 AM »
put it in a metal container in the sun and see if it explodes.

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I'll prolly sling it over the cliff....  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1473 on: July 16, 2011, 11:58:40 AM »
oooo, yes yes! then watch the strays eat it and get hammered!!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1474 on: July 16, 2011, 12:00:02 PM »
oooo, yes yes! then watch the strays eat it and get hammered!!

Smear it with cat food first you say...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1475 on: July 16, 2011, 12:06:55 PM »
or watch the birdies crashing from the sky. Actually, that will certainly make the sparrows shit on your pathway. rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1476 on: July 16, 2011, 12:15:21 PM »
or watch the birdies crashing from the sky. Actually, that will certainly make the sparrows shit on your pathway. rubschin:

If they can crawl that far!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1478 on: July 19, 2011, 04:51:42 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1479 on: July 20, 2011, 02:03:46 PM »
Well I'd never have figured this one out. The weight of medieval armour would have had an effect on the course of a battle because whoever was wearing it would get tired.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14204717
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1480 on: July 22, 2011, 03:12:13 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1481 on: July 22, 2011, 05:57:27 PM »
I appreciate the gravity of what is happening in Norway as I type, but Sky are reporting that the attacker is blond, 1.9m tall and spoke Norwegian. Fuck me, that narrows it down a bit
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1482 on: July 22, 2011, 06:08:46 PM »
I appreciate the gravity of what is happening in Norway as I type, but Sky are reporting that the attacker is blond, 1.9m tall and spoke Norwegian. Fuck me, that narrows it down a bit

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1483 on: July 23, 2011, 06:27:11 AM »
When they were racing I always wanted Steve Ovett to do this to Seb Coe. Actually I'd pay to see it happen now  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1484 on: July 23, 2011, 06:35:31 AM »
 lol:

I think there would be quite a lot of people lining up to do that to Lord Coe right now  ;)
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