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Offline Nick

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1560 on: September 06, 2011, 07:45:19 PM »
Why didn't they hang them up unwashed? angel1
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1561 on: September 07, 2011, 04:24:31 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2011, 07:45:19 PM
Why didn't they hang them up unwashed? angel1

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1562 on: September 07, 2011, 04:41:41 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2011, 07:45:19 PM
Why didn't they hang them up unwashed? angel1

The women or the knickers  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1563 on: September 07, 2011, 06:10:24 AM »
French woman succesfully sues for not getting enough sex

Best put a few bob to one side. I wonder if you can have instances elsewhere "taken into consideration" like they do in courts like  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1564 on: September 07, 2011, 07:06:59 AM »
£10,000 for no sex ...come on lads ...this time next year you could be millionaires  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1565 on: September 07, 2011, 07:11:04 AM »
Speak for yourself  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1566 on: September 07, 2011, 10:00:01 AM »
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Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 07, 2011, 07:06:59 AM
£10,000 for no sex ...come on lads ...this time next year you could be millionaires  lol:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1567 on: September 07, 2011, 10:03:09 AM »
With other people though TMR    lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1568 on: September 07, 2011, 10:31:21 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1569 on: September 08, 2011, 07:07:04 AM »
Drunk moose on the loose  after too much juice



Police believe that the animal became intoxicated eating fermented apples before getting stuck in this tree in Gothenbury, Sweden.

Having been freed, the blotto beast had a little doze before sobering up and returning to the woods.



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1570 on: September 08, 2011, 07:16:51 AM »
If yon's a moose ~ I'd hate to be around when a rat gets loose.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1571 on: September 08, 2011, 07:20:28 AM »
Various atricles inthe papers this morning ...half claim it is an Elk the other half say it is a moose . Think moose is preferred for the rhyming opportunities,
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1572 on: September 08, 2011, 07:24:23 AM »
I am now trying to think of things that rhyme with elk  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1573 on: September 08, 2011, 07:25:35 AM »
Elk/Moose .... much the same thing I thought


BTW ~ What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?








You can't wash your face in a buffalo  razz:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1574 on: September 08, 2011, 07:25:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 08, 2011, 07:24:23 AM
I am now trying to think of things that rhyme with elk  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

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