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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1665 on: September 29, 2011, 06:25:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 29, 2011, 06:22:40 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2011, 06:21:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 29, 2011, 05:24:03 PM
What is this shite...? Shrugs:

You've spoiled it now.

You have to answer your own question in the same post.  noooo:

Well you didn't...  evil:

My own question?

Yes I did.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1666 on: October 05, 2011, 09:47:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1667 on: October 06, 2011, 05:37:31 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1668 on: October 08, 2011, 10:03:13 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1669 on: October 12, 2011, 07:31:44 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1670 on: October 13, 2011, 05:09:49 AM »
In these days of cutbacks, What a waste of time, energy and money    cussing: 

And no, I wasn't planning to go   Finger:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1671 on: October 13, 2011, 05:42:56 AM »
My Brother and his Wife are going to Portsmouth this week ... they said they were catching a ferry.  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1672 on: October 13, 2011, 07:14:33 AM »
Portsmouth  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1673 on: October 13, 2011, 09:14:21 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 13, 2011, 07:14:33 AM
Portsmouth  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Wot he said.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1674 on: October 13, 2011, 02:21:10 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1675 on: October 17, 2011, 02:25:16 PM »
Apparently sound like Tel we once did.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2050018/Sounded-like-Yoda-did-Early-humans-spoke-backwards.html

Older than we thought he may be  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1676 on: October 19, 2011, 11:57:09 AM »
As much as I know it's wrong I'd have been sorely tempted to apply for the card just for the hell of it.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2050899/Dear-Mr-F--Off-like-Halifax-account-Customers-fury-bank-sends-abusive-letter.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1677 on: October 19, 2011, 12:02:48 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2011, 11:57:09 AM
As much as I know it's wrong I'd have been sorely tempted to apply for the card just for the hell of it.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2050899/Dear-Mr-F--Off-like-Halifax-account-Customers-fury-bank-sends-abusive-letter.html

Me too!  eveilgrin:

Anyway... why did he open it if it wasn't addressed to him....?  ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1678 on: October 21, 2011, 12:11:12 PM »
Border Agent put his wife on terrorist list

Immigration officer fired after putting wife on list of terrorists to stop her flying home

An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects.

He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding flights into Britain because their presence in the country is ‘not conducive to the public good’.

As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan after travelling to the county to visit family.

The tampering went undetected until the immigration officer was selected for promotion and his wife name was found on the suspects’ list during a vetting inquiry.

The Home Office confirmed today that the officer has been sacked for gross misconduct.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1679 on: October 21, 2011, 12:49:04 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 21, 2011, 12:11:12 PM
Border Agent put his wife on terrorist list

Immigration officer fired after putting wife on list of terrorists to stop her flying home

An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects.

He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding flights into Britain because their presence in the country is ‘not conducive to the public good’.

As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan after travelling to the county to visit family.

The tampering went undetected until the immigration officer was selected for promotion and his wife name was found on the suspects’ list during a vetting inquiry.

The Home Office confirmed today that the officer has been sacked for gross misconduct.
lol: lol: lol:

Where is LL?  rubschin:
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