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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1710 on: October 26, 2011, 09:19:25 AM »
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Travellers block coastal path as it would 'invade their privacy'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/countryside/8848362/Travellers-block-coastal-path-as-it-would-invade-their-privacy.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1711 on: October 26, 2011, 09:36:31 AM »
If we drone on about it they won't come back

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1712 on: October 27, 2011, 12:55:30 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1713 on: October 27, 2011, 12:56:44 PM »
She would look like she had blown a seal  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1714 on: October 27, 2011, 04:25:43 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1715 on: October 27, 2011, 04:27:27 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1716 on: October 28, 2011, 03:02:01 PM »
Zombosium?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-15492383
 
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1717 on: October 28, 2011, 04:48:58 PM »
Despite living and working around Winchester for 22 years, I didn't know they had a UNi. Colleges yes, Uni, no
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1718 on: October 28, 2011, 04:54:12 PM »
I stumbled upon the UNiversity of High Wycombe the other day noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1719 on: October 28, 2011, 05:33:01 PM »
I stumbled upon the UNiversity of High Wycombe the other day noooo:

That explains where they got the idea from  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1720 on: October 28, 2011, 08:42:37 PM »
I stumbled upon the UNiversity of High Wycombe the other day noooo:

A branch of Brunel I believe.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1721 on: October 28, 2011, 08:46:26 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1722 on: October 29, 2011, 10:38:08 PM »
A possible use for Miss D's voddy empties?  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-15505130

I know they would be glass rather then plastic but the principle should still be the same.  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1723 on: October 30, 2011, 05:00:17 AM »
A possible use for Miss D's voddy empties?  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-15505130

I know they would be glass rather then plastic but the principle should still be the same.  rubschin:

Or beer cans perhaps...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1724 on: October 30, 2011, 05:15:43 AM »
You could try and work out how many it would take, how much they would weigh, how many per day you'd have to drink in a year to complete the project, and how much it'll cost like  ;)  The clock starts now
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