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[Just One More]

I didn't say he was a "friend", he's a barman in a pub

Anyway, I've met some strange men in other pubs like 

[Snoopy]

I didn't say he was a "friend", he's a barman in a pub

Anyway, I've met some strange men in other pubs like 

Horse & Groom, Canal Walk Southampton
Juniper Berry, Upper Bugle Street Southampton
The Cricketers Arms, Bedford Place Southampton
The Endeavour, Simnel Street Southampton

You do drink in the queerest places 

[Barman]

I didn't say he was a "friend", he's a barman in a pub

Anyway, I've met some strange men in other pubs like 

[Just One More]

I didn't say he was a "friend", he's a barman in a pub

Anyway, I've met some strange men in other pubs like 

I meant

[Barman]

I didn't say he was a "friend", he's a barman in a pub

Anyway, I've met some strange men in other pubs like 

I meant

 

[Grumpmeister]

The wheel falls of the plane you are in and you decide not to tell the cabin crew? 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-15668364

[Nick]

 

I used to fly with them a lot. It always worried me that you were told to sit in certain seats to "balance" the plane on take off and landing 

Flying north once the pilot said, "We are now passing Blackpool Tower."  We seemed to be level with the top 

[Nick]

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/angie-varona-14-year-unwillingly-internet-sex-symbol/story?id=14882768

Far be it from me to suggest Googling the pictures 

[Barman]

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/angie-varona-14-year-unwillingly-internet-sex-symbol/story?id=14882768

Far be it from me to suggest Googling the pictures 

Tsk, tsk... 

[Grumpmeister]

5 ft wingspan??? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2060424/Silent-killers-Giant-owls-snatch-dogs-backyards-terrify-pet-owners.html

Godzillowl?

[Barman]

5 ft wingspan??? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2060424/Silent-killers-Giant-owls-snatch-dogs-backyards-terrify-pet-owners.html

Godzillowl?

I wonder if they'll take cats...? 

[Grumpmeister]

At that size, if one heard Growler doing his owl impression it could take him never mind a bloody cat. 

[Barman]

At that size, if one heard Growler doing his owl impression it could take him never mind a bloody cat. 

Excellent! 

[Just One More]

At that size, if one heard Growler doing his owl impression it could take him never mind a bloody cat. 

Excellent! 

Barman snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. Growler's bound to have the golden coconut off him for that cruel and unecessary comment 

[Barman]

At that size, if one heard Growler doing his owl impression it could take him never mind a bloody cat. 

Excellent! 

Barman snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. Growler's bound to have the golden coconut off him for that cruel and unecessary comment 

I didn't mean....