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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1755 on: November 15, 2011, 06:32:51 AM »
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« Reply #1756 on: November 15, 2011, 06:34:23 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1757 on: November 15, 2011, 07:01:47 AM »
They are going to do a one off Jim will fix it at Christmas. eeek:

I suppose they will dig him up and prop him in the corner. noooo:
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« Reply #1758 on: November 15, 2011, 07:05:51 AM »
They are going to do a one off Jim will fix it at Christmas. eeek:

I suppose they will dig him up and prop him in the corner. noooo:

I'd watch that!  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1759 on: November 15, 2011, 08:43:17 AM »
You expecting a Christmas of the Living Dead then BM?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1760 on: November 15, 2011, 09:06:34 AM »
I could just imagine the reaction of the irst dozy plod this went past, probably choke on his doughnut.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2060744/It-look-like-Batmobile-Nissans-concept-car-drive-using-smartphone--park-autopilot.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1761 on: November 15, 2011, 09:09:54 AM »
I could just imagine the reaction of the irst dozy plod this went past, probably choke on his doughnut.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2060744/It-look-like-Batmobile-Nissans-concept-car-drive-using-smartphone--park-autopilot.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1762 on: November 15, 2011, 11:31:25 AM »
 sad24:  I can't get to that link I get a service error thingy.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1763 on: November 15, 2011, 05:17:25 PM »
Seems to work fine Miss C, are you having a Nick moment?   whistle:






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« Reply #1764 on: November 15, 2011, 05:46:10 PM »
I have Nick weeks so this small problem is nothing. noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1767 on: November 16, 2011, 12:02:23 PM »
Clearly a "no-news" day  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1768 on: November 16, 2011, 12:07:58 PM »
You might want to pass this one by Tipsy.  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062082/Couple-demand-compensation-Tesco-finding-emaciated-carcass-dead-bird-supermarket-salad.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1769 on: November 16, 2011, 12:09:38 PM »
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