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[Grumpmeister]

So a pub could in theory do away with the bar staff... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062126/Just-help-lads-Landlord-designs-self-service-beer-pump-queues-down.html

[Snoopy]

So a pub could in theory do away with the bar staff... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062126/Just-help-lads-Landlord-designs-self-service-beer-pump-queues-down.html

But does it come with big tits and a ready smile? 

[Barman]

So a pub could in theory do away with the bar staff... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062126/Just-help-lads-Landlord-designs-self-service-beer-pump-queues-down.html

 

[Darwins Selection]

But does it come with big tits and a ready smile? 

You have obviously seen more of BM than the rest of us. 

[Barman]

But does it come with big tits and a ready smile? 

You have obviously seen more of BM than the rest of us. 

He's seen my helmet.... 

[Darwins Selection]

But does it come with big tits and a ready smile? 

You have obviously seen more of BM than the rest of us. 

He's seen my helmet.... 

[Grumpmeister]

The amount of time BM spends in the doghouse that isn't so surprising. 

[Barman]

The amount of time BM spends in the doghouse that isn't so surprising. 

Boom-tish!

[Nick]

http://www.maxfarquar.com/2011/11/new-israel-airpot-security-device/

[Snoopy]

  I like it!

[Nick]

http://www.maxfarquar.com/2011/11/darwin-award-of-the-week/
 

[Grumpmeister]

Its not that much more stupid than the voddy eye shots and prolly on a par with anal beer bongs Nick. 

[Snoopy]

Its not that much more stupid than the voddy eye shots and prolly on a par with anal beer bongs Nick. 

You youngsters 


What was wrong with the good, old fashioned, method of getting rat-arsed on pints of beer?

[Barman]

Its not that much more stupid than the voddy eye shots and prolly on a par with anal beer bongs Nick. 

You youngsters 


What was wrong with the good, old fashioned, method of getting rat-arsed on pints of beer?

Indeed! 

In fact, I just ordered a new beer kit today! 

[Grumpmeister]

Its not that much more stupid than the voddy eye shots and prolly on a par with anal beer bongs Nick. 

You youngsters 


What was wrong with the good, old fashioned, method of getting rat-arsed on pints of beer?

Don't tar me with that brush Muttley, I may be younger but I'm not stupid enough to try any of them.