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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1785 on: November 17, 2011, 05:40:31 PM »
Its not that much more stupid than the voddy eye shots and prolly on a par with anal beer bongs Nick.  noooo:


You youngsters  noooo:


What was wrong with the good, old fashioned, method of getting rat-arsed on pints of beer?

Don't tar me with that brush Muttley, I may be younger but I'm not stupid enough to try any of them.  noooo:

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« Reply #1786 on: November 17, 2011, 07:09:09 PM »
Its not that much more stupid than the voddy eye shots and prolly on a par with anal beer bongs Nick.  noooo:


You youngsters  noooo:


What was wrong with the good, old fashioned, method of getting rat-arsed on pints of beer?

Indeed!  :thumbsup:

In fact, I just ordered a new beer kit today!  whistle:


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« Reply #1790 on: November 20, 2011, 10:57:09 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1792 on: November 20, 2011, 10:45:34 PM »
I could be wrong but I don't think Prince Philip likes wind farms.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2063836/Prince-Philip-blasts-wind-farms-useless-disgrace.html

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« Reply #1793 on: November 21, 2011, 07:50:24 AM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8902503/Men-spend-more-time-getting-ready-than-women-research-shows.html

Men spend more time getting ready than women  whistle:

On average men spend 81 minutes a day on personal grooming, including cleansing, toning and moisturising, shaving, styling hair and choosing clothes, the study found.
Women have their beauty regime down to a fine art and get hair, clothes and make-up done in just 75 minutes.
The research, carried out for Travelodge, found that on an average morning men spend 23 minutes in the shower, compared to 22 minutes for women.
Men then take 18 minutes on their shaving regime, compared to 14 minutes for women despite them having to trim legs, armpits and bikini line.
Men take a minute longer - 10 minutes - on cleansing, toning and moisturising.


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1794 on: November 21, 2011, 09:01:43 AM »
Bollox!
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« Reply #1795 on: November 21, 2011, 09:04:36 AM »
I know....23 minutes in the shower  noooo:

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« Reply #1796 on: November 21, 2011, 09:17:17 AM »
I should have so much time to myself!

Sh*t, Shave, Shampoo, dressed and out the door in under 10 minutes .... the rest of my time is waiting to get into the f'ing bathroom.  cussing:
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« Reply #1797 on: November 21, 2011, 09:23:37 AM »
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2011/11/20/mumsnet-brought-to-its-knees-by-dildo-storm/

The website Mumsnet was on its knees yesterday after a mum used its message boards to debut her “male equivalent of a  MILF”.

‘I saw this derogatory term everywhere,’ said Mrs Jane Brooker of Carshalton Beeches, ‘so I thought, why can’t we ladies have a nice, clean codeword for the buff parade outside the school gates? That’s when it came to me: “DILDO – Dad I’d Like to Do”. It’s short, smooth, and rolls off the tongue.’

Mrs Brooker splashed her term all over Mumsnet, unveiling her hotness hierarchy. Her best friend’s husband became a “total dildo”, Barack Obama a “dildo if I could afford the airfare” and Hugh Grant “the eternal dildo.”

Chaos ensued, until the website’s founder, Jane Owen, sprang to Mrs Brooker’s defence. ‘I can’t see what the fuss is about. Mind you, when “Abi’smum” posted about the “intimate pleasure a rabbit can give” in the page dealing with pet care we nearly had an animal cruelty charge.’

Mrs Brooker was red faced when told of her error. “What, you shove them up – where? For fun? Eeuw, that’s the last time I coin a phrase in a hurry. But is it still ok to call Ricky Gervais a “Total Waste of Anyone’s Time”?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1799 on: November 21, 2011, 10:32:14 PM »
I could live with that  angel1
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