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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1830 on: November 22, 2011, 05:52:33 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1831 on: November 22, 2011, 06:06:52 PM »
Touched a sore point have we? whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1832 on: November 22, 2011, 06:37:28 PM »
I shouldn't laugh, I really shouldn't laugh it isn't fair to this poor woman...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2064747/British-tourist-left-hanging-naked-balcony-rail-Spanish-apartment-tryst-goes-horribly-wrong.html

I'm guessing the balcony rail is buggered then.   lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1833 on: November 24, 2011, 03:34:06 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1834 on: November 24, 2011, 03:41:21 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 24, 2011, 03:34:06 PM
Note to self, if I end up in a management position do not sack anyone.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2065642/Bad-day-office-Former-worker-hurls-desks-chairs-computers-150ft-firms-high-rise-building.html

Better still, work for yourself and never employ anyone.... it is a complete nightmare....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1835 on: November 24, 2011, 03:48:44 PM »
I could be going down that path anyway BM, at least I may be if the bloody consultant gets back in touch with me about arranging the interview.  Banghead
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1836 on: November 24, 2011, 03:49:24 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1837 on: November 24, 2011, 03:52:35 PM »
Apparently I have an unerring knack of ringing when he is on another line.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1838 on: November 24, 2011, 11:09:56 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1839 on: November 26, 2011, 05:47:09 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1840 on: November 26, 2011, 06:52:41 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2011, 05:47:09 PM
Why the hell would you want to name your kid Jihad  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066555/Gigantic-baby-Jihad-born-Berlin-Mother-names-Muslim-word-holy-war.html

At 13 lb I would have thought Moses would have been more on her mind during the delivery.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1841 on: November 26, 2011, 07:22:15 PM »
Wizard's sleeve noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1842 on: November 26, 2011, 07:25:47 PM »
I could have gone further but I'm resisting the urge to channel old school Frankie Boyle.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1843 on: November 26, 2011, 07:31:41 PM »
Am I a bad person for wondering what it would take to set up a Harry Potter themed yoga flashmob outside of the vatican?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066289/Yoga-work-devil-says-Vaticans-chief-exorcist-doesnt-like-Harry-Potter-either.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1844 on: November 26, 2011, 07:34:15 PM »
I once sang in the Pope's backing group in St Peter's. Long story redface:
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