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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1845 on: November 26, 2011, 10:22:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 26, 2011, 07:34:15 PM
I once sang in the Pope's backing group in St Peter's. Long story redface:

Before they banned castrati or after?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1846 on: November 27, 2011, 07:34:09 AM »
I heard, what I presumed to be, the last castrato, singing on on a gramophone record it was very eerie.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1847 on: November 27, 2011, 07:41:31 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 27, 2011, 07:34:09 AM
I heard, what I presumed to be, the last castrato, singing on on a gramophone record it was very eerie.

Well it was hardly gonna be a load of bollocks  ;)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1848 on: November 27, 2011, 07:41:56 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 27, 2011, 07:41:31 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 27, 2011, 07:34:09 AM
I heard, what I presumed to be, the last castrato, singing on on a gramophone record it was very eerie.

Well it was hardly gonna be a load of bollocks  ;)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1849 on: November 27, 2011, 07:44:51 AM »


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1850 on: November 27, 2011, 11:43:13 AM »


"Mother Theresa, the Vatican years"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1851 on: November 28, 2011, 02:23:16 PM »
Miss D is mother Theresa's great grand daughter?  eeek:

Anyhoo, who fancies a yoghurt  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067142/Diners-disgust-tucking-fudge-flavoured-yoghurt--biting-human-TOOTH.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1852 on: November 28, 2011, 05:48:53 PM »
Your fingernails are as long as your bloody arms, how the hell can you sometimes forget they are there?  eeek: eeek:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2067169/Chris-Walton-fingernails-Singer-recognised-having-worlds-longest-nails.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1853 on: November 28, 2011, 05:57:04 PM »
How does she brush her teeth? Or get dressed? Or anyfink?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1854 on: November 28, 2011, 06:02:34 PM »
Same way as hedgehogs fvck ...... with extreme care  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1855 on: November 28, 2011, 07:50:55 PM »
Hmmm, so if I come up with a conspiracy theory that is mostly nuts with some half accurate geopolitical analysis I can make a fortune in the US?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067004/David-Icke-Why-America-falling-feet.html

Nick, can I borrow your subconscious for a couple of days?  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1856 on: November 28, 2011, 11:01:14 PM »
Fook me  eeek:

WATERCOOLER CANNON: New military device fires out bottles

Puts a different spin on the water pistol
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1857 on: November 28, 2011, 11:48:32 PM »
yeah right... happy002 happy002
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1858 on: November 29, 2011, 01:56:43 AM »
Figured you'd be mounting at least one on the Piratemobile so you could give broadsides while driving  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1859 on: November 29, 2011, 11:35:19 AM »
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