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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1861 on: November 29, 2011, 01:25:23 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1862 on: November 29, 2011, 01:25:37 PM »
 eeek:   Pampas grass anybody?  Mariella Frostrup's got a couple of nice ones  whistle:

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The gravelly-voiced journalist said she had been inundated with lusty admirers after placing two pampas grass plants on her balcony.
Now, after realising they are recognised as a calling card for swingers, the BBC arts presenter is trying to get rid of the plants.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8922492/Mariella-Frostrup-accidentally-invites-swingers.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1863 on: November 29, 2011, 01:32:38 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1864 on: November 29, 2011, 01:33:30 PM »
eeek:   Pampas grass anybody?  Mariella Frostrup's got a couple of nice ones  whistle:

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The gravelly-voiced journalist said she had been inundated with lusty admirers after placing two pampas grass plants on her balcony.
Now, after realising they are recognised as a calling card for swingers, the BBC arts presenter is trying to get rid of the plants.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8922492/Mariella-Frostrup-accidentally-invites-swingers.html

I wonder what time the garden centre closes....?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1865 on: November 29, 2011, 01:33:51 PM »
eeek:   Pampas grass anybody?  Mariella Frostrup's got a couple of nice ones  whistle:

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The gravelly-voiced journalist said she had been inundated with lusty admirers after placing two pampas grass plants on her balcony.
Now, after realising they are recognised as a calling card for swingers, the BBC arts presenter is trying to get rid of the plants.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8922492/Mariella-Frostrup-accidentally-invites-swingers.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1866 on: November 29, 2011, 01:34:59 PM »
And with your luck you'll be inundated with offers from men.  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1867 on: November 29, 2011, 01:38:18 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1868 on: November 29, 2011, 01:43:43 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1869 on: November 29, 2011, 01:59:07 PM »
 ;D ;D

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"Tell me why large companies are opening server farms in cold wet countries then," he asked Cllr Shields.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1870 on: November 29, 2011, 02:15:28 PM »
;D ;D

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"Tell me why large companies are opening server farms in cold wet countries then," he asked Cllr Shields.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1871 on: November 29, 2011, 02:52:07 PM »
A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3967502/Tatt-poo-for-cheating.html



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1872 on: November 29, 2011, 02:59:12 PM »
A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3967502/Tatt-poo-for-cheating.html

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