Fantastic Headlines

[Barman]

Low-carbon technology 'will not mean big bill rises'

 

That should be one for the comedy room Uncle... 

[Just One More]

In my early years I seem to remember them saying that we would all be living like Kings and Queens due to the riches we were going to get from the North Sea oil and gas. It's a bloody long wait, but at least we've got a lot more Queens these days, so they were partly right

[Barman]

In my early years I seem to remember them saying that we would all be living like Kings and Queens due to the riches we were going to get from the North Sea oil and gas. It's a bloody long wait, but at least we've got a lot more Queens these days, so they were partly right

And they wouldn't even bother charging for lektrik because nuclear would be so cheap.... 

[Snoopy]

Don't forget that CDs would last forever ~ even if you ran a tractor over them and then scraped at them with a sharp knife.


It's all Raymond Baxter's fault. 

[Barman]

Don't forget that CDs would last forever ~ even if you ran a tractor over them and then scraped at them with a sharp knife.


It's all Raymond Baxter's fault. 

Oi! You leave Raymond Baxter alone! 

[Snoopy]

Don't forget that CDs would last forever ~ even if you ran a tractor over them and then scraped at them with a sharp knife.


It's all Raymond Baxter's fault. 

Oi! You leave Raymond Baxter alone! 

Just because he once flew a Spitfire it doesn't make him God. He promised us many things that have been proved wrong.

[Barman]

Don't forget that CDs would last forever ~ even if you ran a tractor over them and then scraped at them with a sharp knife.


It's all Raymond Baxter's fault. 

Oi! You leave Raymond Baxter alone! 

Just because he once flew a Spitfire it doesn't make him God. He promised us many things that have been proved wrong.

He reported  many things that have been proved wrong...

[Snoopy]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Comrade Darwinski's amusement arcade? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html

[Barman]

Comrade Darwinski's amusement arcade? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html

 

[Darwins Selection]

Comrade Darwinski's amusement arcade? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html

Turnips are the only thing I can pull these days. 

[Barman]

Comrade Darwinski's amusement arcade? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html

Turnips and large logs across field entrances are the only thing I can pull these days. 

 

[Darwins Selection]

Comrade Darwinski's amusement arcade? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html

Turnips and large logs across field entrances are the only thing I can pull these days. 

 

I find that tree-trunks are a better deterrent and less strain.

[Barman]

Comrade Darwinski's amusement arcade? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html

Turnips and large logs across field entrances are the only thing I can pull these days. 

 

I find that tree-trunks are a better deterrent and less strain.

I jus' sets them up for ya.... 

[Darwins Selection]

Comrade Darwinski's amusement arcade? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073113/Turnip-Strength-Tester-Cold-War-arcade-games-discovered-Moscow-basement.html

Turnips and large logs across field entrances are the only thing I can pull these days. 

 

I find that tree-trunks are a better deterrent and less strain.

I jus' sets them up for ya....