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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #195 on: August 09, 2009, 07:06:58 AM »
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The topic title makes it clear  evil:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #196 on: August 09, 2009, 11:35:12 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 08, 2009, 06:45:34 PM
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Heaven forbid Nick would ever take a thread off topic...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #197 on: August 10, 2009, 12:05:49 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #198 on: August 10, 2009, 12:06:37 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #199 on: August 10, 2009, 12:08:44 PM »
from the prison guards  happy001

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #200 on: August 10, 2009, 12:10:02 PM »
Telephone?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #201 on: August 10, 2009, 01:03:46 PM »
handset or a mobile  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #202 on: August 10, 2009, 01:05:02 PM »
Mobile. Mrs TG can advise
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #203 on: August 11, 2009, 08:01:37 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #204 on: August 11, 2009, 08:51:26 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #205 on: August 12, 2009, 12:30:55 PM »
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Form a queue boys (and keep plenty of space in between you)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #206 on: August 13, 2009, 06:49:57 AM »
Swimmer mauled by otters

An Austrian woman on holiday in Wisconsin is getting rabies shots after she said she was bitten by otters while swimming in a lake.
Brigitte France, 51, told the Duluth News Tribune that she was swimming on Lake Owen near Drummond last Wednesday when three otters suddenly appeared.
Feeling concerned, she swam to shore. Just as she got there, she said: "There they were - one on the right leg and one on the left leg.


Do 3 Otters constitute a mauling  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #207 on: August 13, 2009, 08:50:33 AM »
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one on the right leg and one on the left leg.

That's only 2. She is exaggerating  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #208 on: August 13, 2009, 09:46:39 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #209 on: August 13, 2009, 04:06:38 PM »
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French ban Muslim woman from pool for wearing 'burkini' swimsuit

And quite right too. Banned on hygiene grounds incidentally though it'll be taken as political  ::)
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