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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1965 on: December 23, 2011, 12:45:25 PM »
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So that's what BM sees when he looks in the mirror.  rubschin:

No, this is what I see when I look in the mirror...  ::)



 happ096  I have to grant that is clever.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1966 on: December 23, 2011, 01:25:15 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1967 on: December 24, 2011, 01:58:21 PM »
I meant to post this a few weeks ago. An interesting calendar

It would of course be wrong of me to suggest typing Zlata contortionist into Youtube  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1968 on: December 28, 2011, 10:28:03 AM »
You climbed in, even with the distractions?  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16343288
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1969 on: December 28, 2011, 10:35:28 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1970 on: December 28, 2011, 03:45:08 PM »
Growler would prolly appreciate this but the choice seems to have caused some pandamonium  lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/8980607/BBC-criticised-for-naming-panda-as-a-woman-of-the-year.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1971 on: December 28, 2011, 08:57:07 PM »
I don't know if this guy is brave or just nuts, if I was going to stand in a river to catch a bollock eating fish that had teeth like that I'd be wearing a hell of a lot more than shorts and a T-shirt.  eeek:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2079498/British-angler-Jeremy-Wade-snares-fish-killed-2-men-biting-testicles.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1972 on: December 30, 2011, 10:34:25 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1973 on: December 30, 2011, 10:36:35 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1974 on: December 30, 2011, 10:41:46 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on December 30, 2011, 10:34:25 AM
Bethlehem turf war noooo:  noooo:  noooo:

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I read somewhere that they go at it every year.... men of god eh...?  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1975 on: January 01, 2012, 04:09:36 PM »
The BBC News page report a death on the island of St Lucia. The graphics department however haven't quite recovered from last night...



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1976 on: January 01, 2012, 04:31:27 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on January 01, 2012, 04:09:36 PM
The BBC News page report a death on the island of St Lucia. The graphics department however haven't quite recovered from last night...



"Whereshh Sint Looshy?  Shumwhere neer Brasil innit?"   ::)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1977 on: January 02, 2012, 02:29:11 PM »
Judge gives Bangladeshi student permission to stay in the UK... because he loves cricket

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A Bangladeshi student has won the right to remain in the UK - after he declared that his love of cricket proved that he was committed to British life. 

And there are now concerns that the controversial ruling could open the floodgates for thousands of foreign students to remain in the UK after completing their college courses.

Abdullah Munawar, 23, who has been studying in London, applied to have his three-year student visa renewed in 2010, but was turned down by the Home Office.

What the fuckety-fuck???  Banghead
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #1978 on: January 02, 2012, 02:32:05 PM »
I don't like cricket. Can I leave please  surrender:
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« Reply #1979 on: January 02, 2012, 02:34:47 PM »
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