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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #210 on: August 15, 2009, 08:57:56 AM »


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« Reply #211 on: August 15, 2009, 09:06:46 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #213 on: August 15, 2009, 10:12:24 AM »
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« Reply #215 on: August 16, 2009, 09:12:13 AM »
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« Reply #216 on: August 16, 2009, 09:36:44 AM »


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« Reply #217 on: August 17, 2009, 07:45:19 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #218 on: August 18, 2009, 08:46:10 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #219 on: August 18, 2009, 08:50:47 AM »
I had chilli last night after a mug of coffee I may be able to help out. whistle:
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« Reply #220 on: August 18, 2009, 08:51:01 AM »
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Terrified children left hanging above lion enclosure for two hours after power cut at theme park
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #221 on: August 22, 2009, 09:34:52 AM »
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Rooney's 'baby scan party'

Wayne Rooney, the Manchester United and England striker, and his wife Coleen held a party at their at their Cheshire mansion for loved ones to watch their baby scan live.
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She will need a Caesarean to get its ears out  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #222 on: August 22, 2009, 01:53:49 PM »
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She will need a Caesarean to get its ears out

I bet she won't  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #223 on: August 22, 2009, 01:57:16 PM »
Good point, well made
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #224 on: August 25, 2009, 09:21:55 AM »
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