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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2115 on: February 11, 2012, 02:55:16 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2116 on: February 11, 2012, 06:52:38 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2117 on: February 11, 2012, 09:43:46 PM »
Sounds like a nice place for a quiet drink

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2118 on: February 14, 2012, 11:07:51 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2119 on: February 16, 2012, 09:38:48 PM »
Lester Nickott?  rubschin:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/horseracing/9084319/Jockey-suffers-367th-fall-of-career.html

Surely there must have come a point previously where this guy thought 'perhaps this isn't the career for me after all'
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2120 on: February 18, 2012, 08:14:41 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2121 on: February 22, 2012, 03:03:11 PM »
FIREFIGHTERS refused to help a man floating face-down in a park lake because the water was above "ankle deep", an inquest heard yesterday.

Simon Burgess, 41, drowned after he fell in while feeding swans. He was only taken out of the three-feet-deep lake 28 MINUTES after the alarm was raised.

Gillian Hughes, 53, called 999 but was told by one fireman "we are not allowed" into the lake in Gosport, Hampshire.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4145472/Lake-too-deep-for-999-crew-to-rescue-drowning-victim-Simon-Burgess.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2122 on: February 22, 2012, 03:07:49 PM »
They should be charged with Manslaughter!  cussing:


I know that lake ~ nowhere is it deeper than 3 feet ...... just about arse level. I'd have gone in myself had I been there ...
And I can't swim!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2123 on: February 23, 2012, 05:45:37 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2124 on: February 23, 2012, 06:32:29 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2125 on: February 23, 2012, 06:41:08 AM »
Course, if they close it down, they have another eleven they can use  cussing:  I foolishly thought there was just the one, but twelve  Explode:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2126 on: February 24, 2012, 07:42:01 AM »
I know that people were still scammed out of money but karma can be a wonderful thing.  happy002

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2105547/Scammers-scammed-Nigerian-conmen-duped-22-000-fraudster.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2127 on: February 25, 2012, 08:33:01 PM »
Darwin, would it really have been so bad to tell this berk he could have tested his vest without actually wearing it at the time?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106228/That-takes-guts-Man-shoots-stomach-test-bulletproof-vest.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2128 on: February 29, 2012, 07:33:03 AM »


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2129 on: February 29, 2012, 07:38:27 AM »
I see it has been announced that being bitten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex was the equivalent of being sat on by a medium sized elephant.

Can anyone tell me what that is in double decker buses?
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