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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2130 on: February 29, 2012, 07:48:35 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2131 on: February 29, 2012, 07:56:22 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 29, 2012, 07:38:27 AM
I see it has been announced that being bitten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex was the equivalent of being sat on by a medium sized elephant.

Can anyone tell me what that is in double decker buses?

The "Scientist" interviewed on the TODAY programme reckoned that T Rex had a bite equivalent of between 3 and 6 tons.
An old fashioned Routemaster weighed 7.3 tons (unladen) thus the answer to your question would be between half and six sevenths of a double decker bus.  The average weight of an African Elephant is four and a half tons. whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2132 on: February 29, 2012, 07:57:57 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2133 on: February 29, 2012, 07:58:56 AM »
I have no idea what that would be in Football Pitches.  angel1
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2134 on: February 29, 2012, 08:26:41 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2135 on: February 29, 2012, 08:35:07 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2136 on: February 29, 2012, 08:37:23 AM »
...with JOM's didder.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2137 on: February 29, 2012, 08:43:20 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 29, 2012, 08:37:23 AM
...with JOM's didder.

I'll use me own didder thanks you....  evil:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2138 on: February 29, 2012, 08:55:44 AM »
 Banghead I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! So for the benefit of the uneducated masses it is a DIBBER! .....

Verb   1.   didder - move with or as if with a tremor; "his hands shook"
shake
move involuntarily, move reflexively - move in an uncontrolled manner

Noun   1.   dibber - a wooden hand tool with a pointed end used to make holes in the ground for planting seeds or bulbs

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2139 on: February 29, 2012, 09:01:43 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2140 on: February 29, 2012, 01:22:01 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 29, 2012, 08:55:44 AM
Banghead I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! So for the benefit of the uneducated masses it is a DIBBER! .....

Verb   1.   didder - move with or as if with a tremor; "his hands shook"
shake
move involuntarily, move reflexively - move in an uncontrolled manner

Noun   1.   dibber - a wooden hand tool with a pointed end used to make holes in the ground for planting seeds or bulbs

GORRIT!  cussing:


Shhhh they are only playing. You can go and dig your own hole in a minute.....Funnily enough I have both.




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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2141 on: February 29, 2012, 02:22:36 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 29, 2012, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 29, 2012, 08:55:44 AM
Banghead I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! So for the benefit of the uneducated masses it is a DIBBER! .....

Verb   1.   didder - move with or as if with a tremor; "his hands shook"
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Noun   1.   dibber - a wooden hand tool with a pointed end used to make holes in the ground for planting seeds or bulbs

GORRIT!  cussing:


Shhhh they are only playing. You can go and dig your own hole in a minute.....Funnily enough I have both.





Pretend ignorance is neither funny nor clever  cussing:













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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2142 on: March 01, 2012, 12:04:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 29, 2012, 08:26:41 AM
http://wngd.org/

 eeek:

Leaving aside all mention of dibbers and what could be used as one, I would venture to suggest that pruning the roses would call for a degree of circumc circumspection - due, in the main, to the thorns!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2143 on: March 01, 2012, 12:24:24 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 01, 2012, 12:04:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 29, 2012, 08:26:41 AM
http://wngd.org/

 eeek:

Leaving aside all mention of dibbers and what could be used as one, I would venture to suggest that pruning the roses would call for a degree of circumc circumspection - due, in the main, to the thorns!

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Indeed!  scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2144 on: March 01, 2012, 01:16:35 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 01, 2012, 12:04:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 29, 2012, 08:26:41 AM
http://wngd.org/

 eeek:

Leaving aside all mention of dibbers and what could be used as one, I would venture to suggest that pruning the roses would call for a degree of circumc circumspection - due, in the main, to the thorns!

  :crying3:   

One would imagine that clearing nettles is also to be avoided.  noooo:
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