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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2160 on: March 11, 2012, 01:12:04 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2161 on: March 12, 2012, 12:32:25 PM »
"EastEnders' Shona McGarty booted out of Asda for yoghurt frolic"

Apparently she was "smearing herself suggestively" with yogurt. The mind boggles !
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2162 on: March 12, 2012, 05:38:18 PM »
Sure she didn't just have a bad case of thrush?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2163 on: March 12, 2012, 05:48:00 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2164 on: March 13, 2012, 07:53:11 AM »
The Roman Catholic Church in England and Wales is intensifying its campaign against the government's plan to legalise same-sex marriage.

In a letter being read in 2,500 parish churches, the Church's two most senior archbishops say the change would reduce the significance of marriage.

The letter says Roman Catholics have a duty to make sure it does not happen.

The letter goes on to say that same sex child abuse is perfectly all right and as it has been practised since time immemorial.  It will therefore intensify it's campaign against the government's plan to make it illegal. eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2165 on: March 16, 2012, 07:54:45 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2166 on: March 16, 2012, 08:15:00 PM »
Shortly after the oil incident?   rubschin:
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« Reply #2167 on: March 17, 2012, 08:57:44 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2168 on: March 17, 2012, 02:23:26 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2169 on: March 17, 2012, 02:46:41 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2170 on: March 18, 2012, 07:30:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2171 on: March 19, 2012, 07:44:23 AM »
The words "Silly" and "Tart" spring immediately to mind.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2172 on: March 19, 2012, 07:47:17 AM »
Those must have been stuck on her cheeks  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2173 on: March 19, 2012, 11:08:53 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2012, 07:47:17 AM
Those must have been stuck on her cheeks  lol:

Isn't that a "Rectazzle"?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2174 on: March 19, 2012, 11:12:04 AM »
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