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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2190 on: March 29, 2012, 08:34:38 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2191 on: March 29, 2012, 09:57:38 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2192 on: March 29, 2012, 10:00:00 AM »
Dolphins are rapists !!!!!    eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/9172937/Dolphins-resort-to-rape.html

I bet they binge-drink and swim too fast as well.

Indeed... such a shame they weren't bottlenose dolphins....  evil:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2193 on: March 29, 2012, 10:37:13 AM »
Flipping things with fins eh !
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2195 on: March 29, 2012, 01:03:03 PM »
This site cracks me up!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2196 on: March 29, 2012, 03:12:15 PM »
Flipping things with fins eh !

Hmm... dolphin burger   rubschin:
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« Reply #2197 on: March 29, 2012, 04:05:22 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2198 on: March 29, 2012, 04:06:57 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2200 on: March 29, 2012, 05:09:05 PM »
Flipping things with fins eh !

Hmm... dolphin burger   rubschin:

Tuna-free I suppose?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2202 on: March 29, 2012, 09:26:02 PM »
The place is heaving with mice  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2203 on: April 01, 2012, 05:27:30 PM »
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Email and web use 'to be monitored' under new laws

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2204 on: April 01, 2012, 05:33:54 PM »
I thought it was an April Fool story, but it is so hard to tell these days  noooo:
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