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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2236 on: April 14, 2012, 11:45:33 AM »
 eeek:

You have been drinking your own beer again haven't you  noooo:
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« Reply #2237 on: April 14, 2012, 11:51:47 AM »
Don't worry ~ Your secret's safe with me ...... You little ripper! .... Taps nose.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2238 on: April 14, 2012, 11:54:02 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

Ah the ol trusted hound routine eh  ;)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2239 on: April 14, 2012, 11:59:39 AM »
eeek:

You have been drinking your own beer again haven't you  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2240 on: April 14, 2012, 12:04:06 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2242 on: April 17, 2012, 06:09:28 PM »
An old friend of mine moved down to Dorset and bought a cottage on the outskirts of Corfe ... he was tempted to name it Far Corfe  ;D
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2243 on: April 17, 2012, 07:09:40 PM »


LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2244 on: April 17, 2012, 10:00:11 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2245 on: April 18, 2012, 05:52:27 PM »
I hate to tell you Johnny but your argument would probably hold more water if you hadn't already sold out and done adverts for butter  point:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17746811
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2247 on: April 19, 2012, 08:32:56 AM »
 eeek: My SiL lives in Baldock    happy002
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2248 on: April 19, 2012, 08:42:24 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2131585/Plain-clothed-officers-patrolling-woods-clamp-sex-reports-man-yodelling-outfit-led-chain.html

Mmmm,  interesting statement there:

"Angry residents have written to their local paper, one complaining about the man dressed in traditional Swiss attire being led around on a chain by another man.

Safer Neighbourhoods Sergeant Jon Vine said: 'This kind of behaviour is totally unacceptable in a public environment, not to mention illegal."

What,exactly, is illegal about being dressed in traditional Swiss attire? Or, being led around on a chain?

I suspect that Mr Vine (is he a real plod?) is making up the law as he goes along!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2249 on: April 19, 2012, 12:06:46 PM »
What,exactly, is illegal about being dressed in traditional Swiss attire?

It contravenes the 1918 "Dressing up like some kind of Bosch (provisions)" act.
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