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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #225 on: August 25, 2009, 09:48:51 AM »
Thomas or Robert?
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« Reply #226 on: August 25, 2009, 09:51:32 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #227 on: August 25, 2009, 11:10:31 AM »
That won't work; you'll keep going back onto Highway 61
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« Reply #228 on: August 25, 2009, 11:12:40 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #229 on: August 25, 2009, 12:52:04 PM »
I quite like the idea of a Dylan Thomas satnav voice.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #230 on: August 25, 2009, 12:55:56 PM »
...and stop at the pub.'
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #231 on: August 25, 2009, 01:34:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 25, 2009, 09:21:55 AM
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Dylan could be new sat-nav voice
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #232 on: August 26, 2009, 01:34:01 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #233 on: August 26, 2009, 06:22:31 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #234 on: August 26, 2009, 06:29:20 PM »
Now you're pulling our plonkers!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #235 on: August 26, 2009, 06:33:57 PM »
I do wish you would provide a link to your headlines!  cussing:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #236 on: August 26, 2009, 06:39:25 PM »
Had a google. The headline isn't quite the true (think Daily Mail sensationalism)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #237 on: August 26, 2009, 06:45:35 PM »
That was what I suspected  ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #238 on: August 29, 2009, 07:00:25 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #239 on: August 29, 2009, 07:31:05 AM »
Excellent!  ;D
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