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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2250 on: April 19, 2012, 12:09:22 PM »
What,exactly, is illegal about being dressed in traditional Swiss attire?

It contravenes the 1918 "Dressing up like some kind of Bosch (provisions)" act.

What's Heironymous got to do with the price of turnips DS?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2251 on: April 19, 2012, 12:11:47 PM »
What,exactly, is illegal about being dressed in traditional Swiss attire?

It contravenes the 1918 "Dressing up like some kind of Bosch (provisions)" act.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2252 on: April 19, 2012, 01:18:03 PM »
What,exactly, is illegal about being dressed in traditional Swiss attire?

It contravenes the 1918 "Dressing up like some kind of Bosch (provisions)" act.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2254 on: April 26, 2012, 09:06:36 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2257 on: April 27, 2012, 04:01:00 PM »
^^^ wot apc said ^^^

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2258 on: April 28, 2012, 12:01:52 PM »
So you break up with your girlfriend and then rock up a couple of days later with toothache and trust her not to do anything while you are under her tender mercies?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2136265/Dentist-pulled-ALL-boyfriends-teeth-dumped-new-girlfriend-leaves-mouth.html

Surely thre must have been a point before you went to see her that you thought that this may be a bad idea?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2259 on: April 28, 2012, 12:06:24 PM »
So you break up with your girlfriend and then rock up a couple of days later with toothache and trust her not to do anything while you are under her tender mercies?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2136265/Dentist-pulled-ALL-boyfriends-teeth-dumped-new-girlfriend-leaves-mouth.html

Surely thre must have been a point before you went to see her that you thought that this may be a bad idea?

In Poland, getting it done cheap will have masked the risk.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2261 on: April 29, 2012, 07:06:45 AM »

LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2262 on: April 29, 2012, 07:07:32 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2263 on: April 30, 2012, 07:50:14 PM »
I can't help but wonder if this is going to end up being some bizarre tourism advert..  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2264 on: May 01, 2012, 06:22:27 AM »
I can't help but wonder if this is going to end up being some bizarre tourism advert..  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html

A sort of Where's Willy thing...?  rubschin:
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