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Offline Pastis

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2295 on: May 16, 2012, 08:58:46 AM »
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Sir Michael Caine stranded in locked attic overnight after taking a nap

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/9268864/Sir-Michael-Caine-stranded-in-locked-attic-overnight-after-taking-a-nap.html

Nice comment:  "He should've blown the bloody doors off."   Thumbs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2296 on: May 16, 2012, 08:10:54 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2297 on: May 19, 2012, 09:28:19 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2298 on: May 25, 2012, 09:14:05 AM »
"Millions of Britons damage property while barbecuing when drunk"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9288107/Millions-of-Britons-damage-property-while-barbecuing-when-drunk.html

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According to the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents (RoSPA), almost 2,000 people are rushed to A&E units each year having had an accident involving a barbecue.

Not BM of course ...   whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2299 on: May 25, 2012, 09:43:17 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 25, 2012, 09:14:05 AM
"Millions of Britons damage property while barbecuing when drunk"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9288107/Millions-of-Britons-damage-property-while-barbecuing-when-drunk.html

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According to the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents (RoSPA), almost 2,000 people are rushed to A&E units each year having had an accident involving a barbecue.

Not BM of course ...   whistle:

2,000 "rushed to A&E."

Presumably then, there will be 20,000 who make their own way to A&E then sit around for hours among all the grazed knees, slight coughs and people who couldn't be bothered to fight their way through the GP's 'Dial 1 for haemorrhoids, Dial 2 for thrush ..etc'.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2300 on: May 25, 2012, 09:34:09 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2301 on: May 25, 2012, 09:46:42 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2302 on: May 29, 2012, 10:33:26 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2303 on: May 30, 2012, 05:46:24 AM »
 lol:

Fancy wearing those shoes with that dress. English blokes just don't do style do they  ;)

Like the dress tucked in the knickers shot  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2304 on: May 30, 2012, 03:30:19 PM »
I know, I'll go as the Incredible Hulk, all I need is some green paint.....

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After frantic scrubbing, the hapless chap realised he'd used a paint reserved for ballistic missiles and nuclear submarines.

I've got to ask, where the hell do you go to get that paint, something tells me it isn't the sort of thing the local hardware store would have in stock.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151983/HULK-use-permanent-paint-paint-come-OFF-Wannabe-superhero-left-red-faced-staining-green-missile-paint.html

I bet he went like a rocket during the event.  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2305 on: June 01, 2012, 06:11:08 AM »
I see crime if rife in Uncle's neck of the woods   Get the hell out of there Uncle, there are far better places to be  ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2306 on: June 01, 2012, 06:13:07 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2307 on: June 01, 2012, 12:19:58 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2308 on: June 04, 2012, 06:13:17 PM »
It appears the Duke is bladdered ...  rubschin:

"It's not unusual" quipped Sir Tom Jones before the concert
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2309 on: June 04, 2012, 10:25:02 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 04, 2012, 06:13:17 PM
It appears the Duke is bladdered ...  rubschin:

"It's not unusual" quipped Sir Tom Jones before the concert

I shall get the signs dusted off like  redface:
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