Fantastic Headlines

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

It appears the Duke is bladdered ... 

"It's not unusual" quipped Sir Tom Jones before the concert

 

JOM You prolly should, we should have a full dress rehearsal.

[Just One More]

As Andrew Preview may have said "they're using the right words, but not necessarily in the right order" 

[Just One More]

[Nick]

[Barman]

As Andrew Preview may have said "they're using the right words, but not necessarily in the right order" 

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

As Andrew Preview may have said "they're using the right words, but not necessarily in the right order" 

  Oh this is going onto my FB page any second now.

[Grumpmeister]

'Smurf' sought in Forest of Dean
Reports of a man "who looks like a Smurf" behaving suspiciously in the Forest of Dean are being investigated.

Gloucestershire Police said they had received several reports of a man in a blue morph suit with blue paint on his face in Longhope.

One witness said the man, who was seen waving at women and running up to them doing star jumps, "looked like a Smurf".

Officers say they are keen to speak to the man to establish his motives.

Police said people in May Hill had called the force to report the man on 20 May and twice on Saturday.

Any of you old reprobates going to fess up? 

[Just One More]

'Smurf' sought in Forest of Dean
Reports of a man "who looks like a Smurf" behaving suspiciously in the Forest of Dean are being investigated.

Gloucestershire Police said they had received several reports of a man in a blue morph suit with blue paint on his face in Longhope.

One witness said the man, who was seen waving at women and running up to them doing star jumps, "looked like a Smurf".

Officers say they are keen to speak to the man to establish his motives.

Police said people in May Hill had called the force to report the man on 20 May and twice on Saturday.

Any of you old reprobates going to fess up? 

Pirate hangs out that way doesn't he    Anyway, I thought morph suits covered the face as well 

[Nick]

That's normal for the Forest of Dean.

ANd since when has dressing up as a smurf been illegal?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Nick is quite right as is JOM the Forest of Dean is a very strange place, lots of people with wooden teeth and they are all related to each other it puts a whole new meaning to the phrase 'a close knit community'.

My money is on Pirate.  He has been very quiet for the last few days.

[Nick]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2158737/Police-blow-broken-car-dozy-tourist-parked-just-yards-Houses-Parliament-got-parking-ticket-too.html
 

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2158737/Police-blow-broken-car-dozy-tourist-parked-just-yards-Houses-Parliament-got-parking-ticket-too.html
 

 

[Nick]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2160104/From-inventor-Viagra-spray-help-love-moment.html

Mike Wyllie, one of the team of scientists who developed Viagra in the 1990s, has created a drug that tackles premature ejaculation.

 

[Snoopy]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2160104/From-inventor-Viagra-spray-help-love-moment.html

Mike Wyllie, one of the team of scientists who developed Viagra in the 1990s, has created a drug that tackles premature ejaculation.

 

Clearly born to the job.

[Grumpmeister]

Does that mean Jack Daniels has medicinal qualities? 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/9333815/Original-recipe-for-Jack-Daniels-found-in-Welsh-book-of-herbal-remedies.html

I may have to test this...