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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2355 on: July 29, 2012, 08:14:31 AM »
Only in the Daily Mail  ::)
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« Reply #2356 on: July 29, 2012, 08:17:41 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2357 on: July 29, 2012, 08:20:39 AM »
 happy002  Worra twat!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2358 on: July 29, 2012, 09:41:39 AM »
Funnily enough, that's exactly what I muttered  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2359 on: July 29, 2012, 10:31:04 AM »
Paurine Plescott give him hard time, long time now.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2360 on: July 29, 2012, 12:49:28 PM »


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2361 on: July 29, 2012, 01:18:11 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2012, 10:31:04 AM
Paurine Plescott give him hard time, long time now.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2362 on: July 29, 2012, 01:19:04 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2363 on: July 29, 2012, 07:00:31 PM »
Hmm, what is the fastest speed a mobility scooter is allowed to go?  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180628/Dial-carefully-Meet-Kuratas-million-dollar-robot-weighs-tons-shoots-smile-controlled-iPhone.html

KURATAS - Suidobashi heavy industry

Dont smile or else you may cause a shooting spree??  eeek:

HOW TO RIDE KURATAS - Suidobashi heavy industry

Probably just as well they haven't added in a maniacal laughter control as well.  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2364 on: July 30, 2012, 09:54:11 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2012, 07:00:31 PM
Hmm, what is the fastest speed a mobility scooter is allowed to go?  eveilgrin:

4mph for the "pavement" variety ~ needs no licence, tax or insurance
8mph for the "road" variety ~ needs insurance and must have lights, indicators etc.

And yes I realise the question was asked tongue in cheek but since I have two of them I thought I'd answer it anyway.
My lightweight one fits the car boot with ease, has a range of 7 miles per charge and is adequate.
The second and much heavier one is Italian (yes it has a reverse but only one). That one has a range of 20 miles per charge and travels at 6mph if I want it to. That's the one I use when the boys and I go out ~ them on their bikes.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2365 on: July 30, 2012, 11:53:42 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2366 on: July 31, 2012, 07:58:24 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2181573/To-boldly-William-Shatner-signed-Nasa-seven-minutes-terror-Mars-rover-face-descent-red-planet-week.html

So while you are … panicking for the… next seven minutes … I WILL be helping…… you… EXPLAIN… what is going on… and you can… REVEL… in my dulcet tones…………..  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2367 on: August 04, 2012, 08:11:15 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2368 on: August 06, 2012, 06:05:07 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2369 on: August 07, 2012, 05:08:17 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 06, 2012, 06:05:07 PM
I can see this kind of thing having potential.  :thumbsup:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2182480/Imagine-instruction-manual-kit-Lego-mad-inventor-crafts-electric-wheelchair-entirely-interlocking-plastic-bricks.html

I wonder if he could make a Lego Me Mi  rubschin:

You can imagine leaving it outside a shop for five minutes... come back and the local kids have made a JCB and an aeroplane....  lol: lol: lol:
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