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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2400 on: September 02, 2012, 05:40:19 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 02, 2012, 05:33:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on September 02, 2012, 05:24:35 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4517406/Couple-arrested-after-burglars-blasted-during-break-in.html


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“A second man presented at Leicester Royal Infirmary with similar injuries. Neither injuries are life threatening.

Bugger!  cussing:

Anybody that breaks into mine can expect 24g of 7½ in their face for their trouble....  Thumbs:

Bet they are suing them now.......... noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2401 on: September 05, 2012, 08:55:20 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2402 on: September 05, 2012, 09:09:04 AM »
Quote from: tel on September 05, 2012, 08:55:20 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19485421

And?

I read about this one the local forums here....

You'd have thought that plod would have plenty of criminals in the UK to deal with without searching for them out here....  ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2403 on: September 05, 2012, 09:10:06 AM »
A nice trip perhaps?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2404 on: September 05, 2012, 09:13:19 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2405 on: September 05, 2012, 11:00:04 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 05, 2012, 09:09:04 AM
Quote from: tel on September 05, 2012, 08:55:20 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19485421

And?

I read about this one the local forums here....

You'd have thought that plod would have plenty of criminals in the UK to deal with without searching for them out here....  ::)

Prob a thank you from ROC for UK giving them Gary Robb..............any criminal with half a brain would be in the north ......
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2406 on: September 05, 2012, 12:32:11 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on September 05, 2012, 11:00:04 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 05, 2012, 09:09:04 AM
Quote from: tel on September 05, 2012, 08:55:20 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19485421

And?

I read about this one the local forums here....

You'd have thought that plod would have plenty of criminals in the UK to deal with without searching for them out here....  ::)

Prob a thank you from ROC for UK giving them Gary Robb..............any criminal with half a brain would be in the north ......


Anyone seen Baldy today.............. rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2407 on: September 05, 2012, 05:16:45 PM »
First ever zombie presidential candidate 'runs for office' in the US

Typical, the one politician who looks worth voting for turns out to be a joke.  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2408 on: September 10, 2012, 01:27:03 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2409 on: September 10, 2012, 01:38:36 PM »
Could never happen at Gatwick...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2410 on: September 10, 2012, 01:46:38 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on September 10, 2012, 01:38:36 PM
Could never happen at Gatwick...

Coz you too small a target......... whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2411 on: September 10, 2012, 01:52:33 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2412 on: September 10, 2012, 02:00:37 PM »
Pair of bell-ends :-)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2413 on: September 13, 2012, 01:55:39 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2414 on: September 13, 2012, 04:04:14 PM »
When was Peter Cook ever not drunk?









I know! I know! Too much Black Adder ~ I'll just get me lead and then WALKIES!
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