Fantastic Headlines

[Nick]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19674622
 

[Barman]

Dog Shoots Man: Hunter's Hand Is Amputated

A French hunter has told how he had to have his hand amputated after his "adorable" dog accidentally shot him.

The 55-year-old man, named only as Rene, said the animal accidentally pulled the trigger of his master's shotgun after jumping on top of him "for a cuddle".

The shot destroyed his right hand and he had to be taken by helicopter to a hospital in Bordeaux, where doctors were unable to save the limb.

Rene, who was hunting with three Blue Gascony Basset hounds in St Michel de Double, in the southwestern Dordogne region, told France Bleu radio he did not blame the animal.

"It wasn't the dog's fault," he said. "And he's adorable! I should have left the (gun's) safety on, that's all."

[Pastis]

Eat badgers, says Clarissa Dickson Wright

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/9562992/Eat-badgers-says-Clarissa-Dickson-Wright.html

 

[Grumpmeister]

  I'll take the shorter lifespan instead thanks. 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9562400/Is-castration-the-secret-to-a-long-life.html

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I'll take the shorter lifespan instead thanks. 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9562400/Is-castration-the-secret-to-a-long-life.html

Oh I don't know Miss D and I could do the honours on you chaps and we could have a wonderful VP  castrati choir.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Mmmmm . . . 

[apc2010]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4564970/Megans-teacher-Forrest-dumped-by-his-furious-wife.html


Surely the most shocking news ...........never saw that coming...........

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4564970/Megans-teacher-Forrest-dumped-by-his-furious-wife.html


Surely the most shocking news ...........never saw that coming...........

 

[Darwins Selection]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4564970/Megans-teacher-Forrest-dumped-by-his-furious-wife.html


Surely the most shocking news ...........never saw that coming...........

From the photo, she was probably in the same class as Megan.
She probably dumped him on Facebook.

[Barman]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4564970/Megans-teacher-Forrest-dumped-by-his-furious-wife.html


Surely the most shocking news ...........never saw that coming...........

From the photo, she was probably in the same class as Megan.
She probably dumped him on Facebook.

 

[Grumpmeister]

I am shocked and horrified that a paragon of honesty and integrity would be picked on by the police like this.   

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2211141/Keith-Vaz-Secret-police-inquiry-Labour-MP-uncovered-500-000-mystery-payments.html

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4564970/Megans-teacher-Forrest-dumped-by-his-furious-wife.html


Surely the most shocking news ...........never saw that coming...........

From the photo, she was probably in the same class as Megan.
She probably dumped him on Facebook.

 

I see a VP film coming up  called Forrest Dump.

Catch phrases by the bucketful. We could start with 'life is like a box of chocolates'.

Suggestions and discussions to follow there could be mucho munny in this.

[Uncle Mort]

I see a VP film coming up  called Forrest Dump.

Isn't that what Growler does in the woods?

[Just One More]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19783214