Author Topic: Fantastic Headlines  (Read 1053102 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153393
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2476 on: October 14, 2012, 01:45:05 PM »
^^^Wot he said^^^
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2477 on: October 16, 2012, 04:29:19 PM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001



I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
I mostly despair

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Baldy

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 14085
  • Reputation: 0

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2481 on: October 19, 2012, 08:59:43 AM »
I was half listening to the wireless last night and some program about airlines kept mentioning "Willywatch". Is this some new saucy version of "Autumnwatch"?
I mostly despair

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2482 on: October 19, 2012, 09:21:20 AM »
I was half listening to the wireless last night and some program about airlines kept mentioning "Willywatch". Is this some new saucy version of "Autumnwatch"?

 eeek:  Good grief which channel were you listening to?  I didn't think there was an adult channel for adult people.  Don't tell Nick we will never hear the last of it. noooo:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Just One More

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 26767
  • Reputation: 0
Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2483 on: October 19, 2012, 10:06:58 AM »
Autumn is hardly the right time of year to be doing Willywatch though  noooo:
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2484 on: October 19, 2012, 10:48:51 AM »
I was half listening to the wireless last night and some program about airlines kept mentioning "Willywatch". Is this some new saucy version of "Autumnwatch"?

 eeek:  Good grief which channel were you listening to?  I didn't think there was an adult channel for adult people.  Don't tell Nick we will never hear the last of it. noooo:

It was on the Home Service, 9 O'clock-ish.


Autumn is hardly the right time of year to be doing Willywatch though  noooo:
Very true, unless you have a huge magnifyling glass.  redface:
I mostly despair

Offline Just One More

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 26767
  • Reputation: 0
Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2485 on: October 19, 2012, 12:19:42 PM »
This isn't just an accident, This is an M & S accident

What a prick  noooo:
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153393
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2486 on: October 19, 2012, 02:01:18 PM »
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Pastis

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 14474
  • Reputation: 0
  • a continuing precarious position
Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2487 on: October 19, 2012, 05:28:24 PM »
This isn't just an accident, This is an M & S accident

What a prick  noooo:

Quote
North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue said it had cut away a spoiler from the cab of the lorry in order to free it.

Why didn't they just deflate the tyres? ...   whistle: 
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

Offline Just One More

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 26767
  • Reputation: 0
Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2488 on: October 19, 2012, 05:48:49 PM »
That's what I thought  :thumbsup:
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

Offline Pastis

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 14474
  • Reputation: 0
  • a continuing precarious position
Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2489 on: October 19, 2012, 05:57:02 PM »
That's what I thought  :thumbsup:

That's coz we is smart, innit?   ;)
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"