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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2490 on: October 19, 2012, 05:59:30 PM »
Seen it done in the course of my duties  ;)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2491 on: October 19, 2012, 09:05:10 PM »
This isn't just an accident, This is an M & S accident

What a prick  noooo:

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North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue said it had cut away a spoiler from the cab of the lorry in order to free it.

Why didn't they just deflate the tyres? ...   whistle:




Northerners..........like TMR says ............ noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2492 on: October 20, 2012, 06:59:43 AM »
This isn't just an accident, This is an M & S accident

What a prick  noooo:

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North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue said it had cut away a spoiler from the cab of the lorry in order to free it.

Why didn't they just deflate the tyres? ...   whistle:




Northerners..........like TMR says ............ noooo:

Well that's two northerners who suggested deflating the tyres that you've managed to offend.  whistle:

Now if you had said "Bloody Typical Yorkshire" that would have been acceptable to the pair of them.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2493 on: October 20, 2012, 07:10:15 AM »
 :thumbsup:  But yorkshire shouldn't have a capital y, don't want the tykes getting delusions of grandeur  ;)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2494 on: October 20, 2012, 07:21:55 AM »
:thumbsup:  But yorkshire shouldn't have a capital y, don't want the tykes getting delusions of grandeur  ;)

Good point ~ Well made  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2495 on: October 20, 2012, 08:03:22 AM »
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2497 on: October 20, 2012, 10:48:56 AM »
Fathers for Justice will be ashamed of him  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2503 on: October 24, 2012, 03:30:48 PM »
Thinking about it I'd have probably run out screaming as well. 1 was ok, 2 was dire and 3 was feckin awful.  whistle:
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