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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2520 on: November 01, 2012, 07:27:14 PM »
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2521 on: November 02, 2012, 09:58:40 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2522 on: November 02, 2012, 09:07:57 PM »
Fenton goes on holiday?


http://www.wimp.com/dogswims/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2523 on: November 02, 2012, 09:11:43 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2525 on: November 05, 2012, 06:34:16 AM »
 noooo:  noooo:  noooo:
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2526 on: November 05, 2012, 07:49:27 AM »
quite right JOM it should have been a Kindle.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2528 on: November 05, 2012, 09:17:39 AM »
RIP Nick

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2531 on: November 06, 2012, 06:17:50 PM »
Because looking like an oompah loompah is going to make it so much easier to find a job in Wales.  noooo:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/jobs/9655946/Jobless-offered-free-spray-tans-to-help-find-work.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2532 on: November 09, 2012, 06:58:41 AM »
I always find it so shocking  redface: when someone goes off to work in the morning but doesnt make it home that night. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20192856
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2533 on: November 09, 2012, 07:10:26 AM »
I always find it so shocking  redface: when someone goes off to work in the morning but doesnt make it home that night. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20192856

I see they have re-named the store Sparks and Spencer.... happy001
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2534 on: November 09, 2012, 05:56:09 PM »
Marks & Sparks at last, surely?

Anyhoo ...

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