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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2535 on: November 09, 2012, 05:58:14 PM »
Marks & Sparks at last, surely?

Anyhoo ...

http://designtaxi.com/news/354315/Nigerian-Teenage-Girls-Create-Urine-Powered-Electrical-Generator/

Oh dear, where to start?   rubschin:    New project for BM perhaps?

"the device is not completely stable, and can be quite explosive"

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2536 on: November 09, 2012, 06:12:17 PM »
and it started with

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Currently, the device is not completely stable

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2537 on: November 10, 2012, 06:50:09 PM »
Marks & Sparks at last, surely?

Anyhoo ...

http://designtaxi.com/news/354315/Nigerian-Teenage-Girls-Create-Urine-Powered-Electrical-Generator/

Oh dear, where to start?   rubschin:    New project for BM perhaps?

"the device is not completely stable, and can be quite explosive"

Perfick!

Probably dpends on the time of month . . . . .      whistle:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2538 on: November 17, 2012, 08:29:51 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2539 on: November 18, 2012, 05:19:16 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2540 on: November 18, 2012, 09:00:32 AM »
FFS!

Those savage cuts I expec...?  ::)

Nah ~ Just raising standards of cleanliness.  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2541 on: November 18, 2012, 09:04:32 AM »
 drumroll:  for the cleanliness angle

 drumroll: for the lamp standard reference too  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2542 on: November 18, 2012, 10:22:52 AM »
drumroll:  for the cleanliness angle

 drumroll: for the lamp standard reference too  :thumbsup:
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"Research shows increased housework improves canine satire"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2543 on: November 18, 2012, 10:42:33 AM »
drumroll:  for the cleanliness angle

 drumroll: for the lamp standard reference too  :thumbsup:
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"Research shows increased housework improves canine satire"

That must have been a straw pole.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2544 on: November 18, 2012, 11:20:53 AM »
drumroll:  for the cleanliness angle

 drumroll: for the lamp standard reference too  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

"Research shows increased housework improves canine satire"

That must have been a straw pole.

1970's version I hope, not the recent re-make.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2545 on: November 18, 2012, 09:28:05 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2546 on: November 18, 2012, 10:33:22 PM »
I mostly despair

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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2548 on: November 20, 2012, 10:28:02 AM »
Not exactly current in the world's press this one, but it just crossed my event horizon so . . .

There's this stunner!

. . . and . . .

This little gem (proof?)

 eeek: eeek: Shocked:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2549 on: November 20, 2012, 10:42:55 AM »
Not exactly current in the world's press this one, but it just crossed my event horizon so . . .

There's this stunner!

. . . and . . .

This little gem (proof?)

 eeek: eeek: Shocked:



Fuck knows what she thinks she looks like....  noooo:

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