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Offline miss Tchevious

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2550 on: November 20, 2012, 11:20:46 AM »
she looks like a dickhed

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2551 on: November 20, 2012, 12:36:02 PM »
Not exactly current in the world's press this one, but it just crossed my event horizon so . . .

There's this stunner!

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This little gem (proof?)

 eeek: eeek: Shocked:

Very odd, still, I suppose we do have Boxing Day. . . .
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2552 on: November 20, 2012, 01:23:19 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10611973


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What a crock...


It almost defies belief.....

 I mean, how drunk would you have to be to get kicked out of a pub in Australia?



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2555 on: November 22, 2012, 06:16:38 PM »
This will keep BM, APC, Baldy, Nick and co amused while the rest of us enjoy a free bar.  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2236797/German-lawyer-claims-38DD-girlfriend-tried-smother-death-breasts.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2556 on: November 23, 2012, 05:03:52 AM »
This will keep BM, APC, Baldy, Nick and co amused while the rest of us enjoy a free bar.  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2236797/German-lawyer-claims-38DD-girlfriend-tried-smother-death-breasts.html

That was a waste of time - no picture of the weapons...  evil:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2557 on: November 23, 2012, 06:23:39 PM »
No but I figured you would all be amused making jokes about the whole thing.  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2558 on: November 24, 2012, 07:05:22 AM »
No but I figured you would all be amused making jokes about the whole thing.  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2559 on: November 24, 2012, 08:12:07 AM »
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2560 on: November 24, 2012, 08:14:00 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237660/Husband-wifes-foster-children-ethnic-minorities-taken-away-couple-joined-Ukip.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

It is the thin edge of the wedge I fear. I am putting it here because for me it beggars belief.  noooo:

I read it first thing this morning and just heard Nigel on the wireless...  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2561 on: November 24, 2012, 08:18:45 AM »
I was just about ot post on it... unbelieveable

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2562 on: November 24, 2012, 05:58:09 PM »
Yet those Jeremy Kyle sort of scum bags pop out kids with every lowlife pond life , and nobody says anything ....... cussing:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2563 on: November 24, 2012, 06:09:38 PM »
By-election on Thursday too   rubschin:  McShane had a 10K majority last time   rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #2564 on: November 24, 2012, 07:17:04 PM »
I was just about ot post on it... unbelieveable

Farage is live on Skynews around 0900hr's

Is it illegal to belong to UKIP then?  rubschin:
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